By dad2twins on May 7, 2009 in All is right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 4 Comments
It’s that time of year. I just finished with our busy season at work. I can finally come up for air and start thinking about summer plans. What shall we do? Where shall we do it? What will it cost? And the most important question, when I’m done doing it, will I still be married [...]
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dad2twins on Apr 10, 2009 in Buddies, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 3 Comments
My wife and I are thinking of taking our girls to Disneyland. They have been talking about it for a while know. They turn 4 this month. Wow, how time flies. I LOVE Disneyland. I used to go there a lot before I was married. Heck we spent our “honeymoon” in Disneyland with family and [...]
By dad2twins on Feb 17, 2009 in All is not right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 1 Comment
Repeat after me….
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are [...]
By dad2twins on Jan 31, 2009 in All is not right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 4 Comments
My girls are almost four years old. Well okay, in April, but that’s close right? I never thought I would say this, but I long for the days of diapers on the girls. Yes, you heard me right. Please bring back the diapers.
Don’t get me wrong. I don’t miss the expense of buying truck-loads of [...]
By dad2twins on May 19, 2008 in All is not right with the world, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Warnings, What was I thinking? | 9 Comments
I know this is way off topic for a Dad o twins, but then again, is it really? I was just chatting with Martin over at Xbox4nappyrash and we were talking about how bad gas prices are in the Netherlands vs America. He is right, the Netherlands tops the list for the most expensive gas. [...]
By dad2twins on Apr 28, 2008 in All is not right with the world, All is right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Featured, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 4 Comments
I am fortunate. I have a job that affords me a lot of free time. There are times of the year that I can take time off and not even call it vacation. I like my job for the most part.
But….
There are times of the year when I work 70-80 hour weeks and I have [...]
By dad2twins on Apr 15, 2008 in Did I ask for your advice?, Featured, Random thoughts..., What was I thinking? | 6 Comments
I am fortunate that I get to travel a lot. My family likes to do family vacations in far away destinations. When my Dad was alive he would pick these great locations for us to visit. They would usually involve warm weather and beaches. My Mom is continuing the travel tradition. With a little more [...]
By dad2twins on Mar 24, 2008 in Featured, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 3 Comments
It has become apparent to me that the official blog of the Farty Pants Twins is being censored. Yes, Dad2twins is being censored! I am just a little bit peeved about this and I am not going to take this lying down.
While using my government approved spyware, also known as Google Analytics (just kidding Google, [...]
By dad2twins on Mar 6, 2008 in Farty Pants Twins, Featured | 9 Comments
Kiera is currently obsessed with this joke.
Kiera: Knock, Knock?
Me: Who’s there?
Kiera: me!
Me: Me who?
Kiera: Me too! hahahaha.
Yeah, I don’t get it either, but she thinks this is the funniest joke ever. Even at 4:00 am when she wakes us up to tell us this lovely joke. I am having a tough time finding the humor [...]
By dad2twins on Dec 2, 2007 in All is right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 3 Comments
Let’s see. It’s Sunday December 2nd and this is my current to do list.
Get Christmas Tree
Get presents for entire family. Only my wife is done.
Decorate house
Hang lights outside
Work during week
Various business trips to go on
Finish delivering See’s candy to clients and neighbors and friends
Make Christmas cookies
Make Norwegian family version of rullepolse and freeze until Christmas. [...]
