Dad2twins

I know this is way off topic for a Dad o twins, but then again, is it really? I was just chatting with Martin over at Xbox4nappyrash and we were talking about how bad gas prices are in the Netherlands vs America. He is right, the Netherlands tops the list for the most expensive gas. [...]

It has become apparent to me that the official blog of the Farty Pants Twins is being censored. Yes, Dad2twins is being censored! I am just a little bit peeved about this and I am not going to take this lying down.
While using my government approved spyware, also known as Google Analytics (just kidding Google, [...]

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So, here is a picture of where I’ll be hanging out by the pool for the next 10 days or so. If you would like a post card from Maui, send me an email with your name and address. I’ll send you some Aloha to warm you up. (Do not put your name and address [...]

I must preface this post by saying, I never get nominated or win anything. That little black cloud has hung with me my entire life.
I can’t complain. I am blessed with a beautiful wife, 2 way cool twin monsters girls and this beauty…..

That’s right. I just got rated people. Mommybits, is my new blog crush. [...]

Maybe I’m just more liberal than I thought, but with all the terrible stuff that is going on in the world, does anyone really care that a certain fictional character is gay?  Why are so many people upset about this and not about the real things that actually might affect us? (editors note: there are [...]

Germany is an interesting place if you are American. Historically and physically. I mean, the Allies bombed the shit out of the country in World War II and then there was the whole East Germany vs. West Germany until the late 80’s. Actually the wall started to come down on November 9th, 1989. Funny enough, [...]

I was thinking the other day about my trip to Germany and how efficient the German transportation system is. Everywhere you want to go in Germany can be reached without a car. There are subways and trains and buses and taxis to every destination you can think of. And when you do want to drive, [...]

I know, I know. Two posts in one day. There may even be a third. But don’t hold your breath.
So anyway, last Monday we took the day to go to San Francisco to the German Consulate to get the Farty Pants twins their EU passports and register them as German Citizens. The benefits of dual [...]

Justin, Justin, Justin. What is up with you lately. You have the world by the balls. You have modeled yourself as one of the coolest Popstars on the planet. You got away from Nsync with your rep intact. I don’t know if this is a publicity stunt or just stupidity, but your blowing it. [...]