The amazing adventrues of the Farty Pants Twins.
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dad2twins on Feb 3, 2008 in Did I ask for your advice?, Featured, Random thoughts..., Warnings | 3 Comments
I will not be watching the Super Bowl today because I don’t care about football. Unless you are talking about European football (also known as Soccer to us Americans). So today, I will play with the kids, go to the shrine of man (Lowes or Home Depot) and generally hang out with the family doing [...]
By dad2twins on Jan 14, 2008 in All is right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Warnings | 8 Comments
I’m away on a business trip and my wife just called to let me know the girls discovered my soccer ball and want to go outside and play soccer. To this I responded…. F&*# Yea! To my dear children, Please, Please, Please play soccer and not swimming or cheerleading or softball or any other sport [...]
By dad2twins on Jul 18, 2007 in Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Warnings, What was I thinking? | 2 Comments
I remember vividly my teenage years. I was able to do really stupid stuff, play soccer, and chase girls. But the most important thing I was able to do was SLEEP IN! Do you remember sleeping in? Let me take you back…. It’s Saturday morning, you’re all snuggly in bed and the only thing you [...]
By dad2twins on Jul 30, 2006 in Did I ask for your advice?, Random thoughts..., What was I thinking? | 1 Comment
I was just thinking (Can you smell my brain misfiring) about the girls and kids in general. As they grow up they get into all kinds of activities and sports and camps etc. Here are a few that I was wondering if my kids would be involved in. Getting into trouble camp – They are [...]
By dad2twins on Jun 28, 2006 in Did I ask for your advice?, Warnings, What was I thinking? | 0 Comments
After that chicken shit GT (See flame here) didn’t even leave an email where I could respond to him/her in person flamed me for some remarks I made in jest about the Australian Socceroos making it to the round of 16, (They lost to Italy by the way). I have put my full support behind [...]
By dad2twins on Jun 22, 2006 in Did I ask for your advice?, What was I thinking? | 3 Comments
Oh boy, the US Soccer team LOSES! Australia, I said Australia is through to the round of 16. Shit. How can that be. Ghana deserves it but Australia. I didn’t even know they knew how to play soccer. I thought they were a rugby country. Oh and that boomerang thingy. And they call themselves the [...]
By dad2twins on Jun 21, 2006 in What was I thinking? | 2 Comments
The US Team needs to beat Ghana and Italy needs to beat the Czech Republic. It’s that simple and we go to the next round. Tomorrow’s (Thursday) kick-off is 6:55am pacific time so watch the “beautiful game” and let’s see if we can get into the next round. [tags] USA Soccer, FIFA, World Cup 2006 [...]
By dad2twins on Jun 16, 2006 in Did I ask for your advice?, What was I thinking? | 0 Comments
Tomorrow (Saturday) is a big day. The USA Soccer team TRYS to win a world cup game against Italy. Not going to happen. Hey I am rooting for the US but realistically this is a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG shot. No one will be happier than me if it does happen. We celebrate Father’s Day a day ealry [...]
By dad2twins on Jun 12, 2006 in Random thoughts... | 0 Comments
The USA team just lost 3 – 0 against the Czech Republic in the World Cup match. The next game is against Italy on June 17th. This match will be even tougher. It’s not looking good for the USA. But we will keep the faith. At least Germany won their first match. (I’m married to [...]
By dad2twins on Jun 8, 2006 in Random thoughts... | 0 Comments
The USA Team is in Group E with the Czech Republic, Italy and Ghana. They play their first game June 12th at 6:00pm German Time. Their kickoff game is against the Czech Republic. This will be a tough test so stay tuned. I figure we will need at least 6 or 7 points to advance [...]
