Dad2twins

We are sailing away from Bora Bora as I write this. Wow! Beautiful. I must see the movie South Pacific after this. The people are fantastic and the weather is awsome. Even for Winter in the Southern Hemisphere.  The Farty Pants Twins are now officially water kids. This is were we spend our time. We [...]

I remember vividly my teenage years. I was able to do really stupid stuff, play soccer, and chase girls. But the most important thing I was able to do was SLEEP IN! Do you remember sleeping in? Let me take you back…. It’s Saturday morning, you’re all snuggly in bed and the only thing you [...]

Jen, aka Domestika, smacked me upside the head with a verbal laxative (also known as a meme) and is dragging me out of my blogstipation. While I did enjoy my time away from blogging, it’s time to get back at at. Before I begin, there are some rules I won’t follow. Mainly, I am going [...]

You would think I should have a lot to write about lately, since I have been away from my blog for much of the past few weeks….. You would be wrong. I think I have a severe case of Blog-stipation. Well, my Mom and my Sister’s family are coming up for the weekend. By next [...]

If you are not familiar with Sandra Boynton’s children’s books, then you may remember her greeting cards. Either way, she is funny. So funny, in fact, I wish she would go away. No really. My kids are addicted to her books. Every night before the Farty Pants Twins go to bed, they want us to [...]

Tomorrow (Saturday) is a big day. The USA Soccer team TRYS to win a world cup game against Italy. Not going to happen. Hey I am rooting for the US but realistically this is a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG shot. No one will be happier than me if it does happen. We celebrate Father’s Day a day ealry [...]