Seriously, I need a restraining order against one of my cats. »

There is not a night that goes by that I don’t get harassed by my cat Jet. That’s her over there on the left. We live in a house with two cats, one dog, an occasional rat from the kids school, the Farty Pants Twins and my lovely wife. Oh and me, the victim. Jet [...]

I just can’t quit you! »

As hard as I try, I just can’t quit this blog. In the last year I have done very little to keep your attention. I’ve ignored you, kicked you to the curb, occasionally I think about you, but mostly I just keep hoping you will forgive me for what I have done to you. Today [...]

Sing. Sing a song. Sing it loud. Sing it long. »

My daughter, Kiera, has decided to sing us a song from her bed every morning before she gets up. Reese, gets up, goes to the bathroom and get’s into our bed for a snuggle. Shortly after Reese arrives the singing starts in Kiera’s bedroom. She sings and sings and sings. It’s really quite funny and [...]

Places where kids can still eat free or discounted. Hey it’s all about the economy. »

With the economy in the crapper, we are all having to tighten our belts a little bit. Last night we went to dinner and found out we just missed the kids eat free time window for the Farty Pants Twins. That got me to thinking. Can you smell my brain? Anyway, where else can kids [...]

Happy Birthday to the Farty Pants Twins! #4 »

Here we all are in Hawaii. Rate this: 3.2 Tags: 4th Birthday, Farty Pants Twins, Happy Birthday

Dang, when did Disneyland get so expenive? »

My wife and I are thinking of taking our girls to Disneyland. They have been talking about it for a while know. They turn 4 this month. Wow, how time flies. I LOVE Disneyland. I used to go there a lot before I was married. Heck we spent our “honeymoon” in Disneyland with family and [...]

A day in their lives… »

Having twins is always entertaining. While I like to think each day is more exciting then the next, truthfully, they all feel a little bit the same. A typical day in oour house starts with the girls waking us up. Those days that they sleep in are so few and far between that we truly [...]

Big mistake telling the kids we are going on vacation to soon. »

Repeat after me…. “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not [...]

Can we go back to diapers? »

My girls are almost four years old. Well okay, in April, but that’s close right? I never thought I would say this, but I long for the days of diapers on the girls. Yes, you heard me right. Please bring back the diapers. Don’t get me wrong. I don’t miss the expense of buying truck-loads [...]

Happy New Year….. »

Now get to work, make some money, play with the kids, eat some doughnuts, go to the gym, and put some gas in the car. Rate this: 3.2 Tags: Farty Pants Twins, Happy New Year, Welcome to 2009

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