Dad2twins

The Farty Pants Twins, my wife, me plus some others are going to be on Television. More details later. No really, I have no details yet. My wife just informed me tonight that it will be May 25th.

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Oh, and I bought the cake twice it appears. My wife went down and ordered the ice cream cake and paid for it, and then I went and picked it up and paid again. Now we will see if Baskin Robbins gives me a hard time when I ask for my refund.
Otherwise, it was a [...]

As Dad2twins I’m well connected all over the net. I will do anything to pimp my blog to the rest of the blogosphere. I follow Statcounter and Google Analytics like a scientist trying to guess the next Earthquake. I’m on Twitter. I’m on MyBlogLog and Technorati, and cre8buzz and Feedburner and BlogRush and, well you [...]

Here are the Farty Pants Twins eating lunch. As you can see, it is a well balanced diet. Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich, Raw Carrots, Orange Juice and …… Glue?
I need to have a talk with my wife.

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he can’t have them! The Farty Pants Twins hung onto each of my legs and begged me not to send them to the God Forsaken Country of The Netherlands (Martin’s term, not mine.)
So, sorry girls, your stuck with Daddy. Now go to your room for even thinking about leaving me. I’ve got blogging to do.
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April 1, 2008
For immediate realease
In what some might call a real shakeup to the blogging world, the famous Irish blogger (by way of the Netherlands) Xbox4nappyrash has presented an unsolicited bid to acquire the blog Dad2twins.com. Lance at Dad2twins was completely taken by surprise at the fact that another blogger would want to take his [...]

It has been almost a month since we got back from Maui. I’m finally posting some pictures. Maybe I’ll have Easter pics up by May.

Farty Pants Twins = Rock Stars.

Reese and her Mommy.

Dad2twins in a very small chair.

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You may, or may not remember this post. Well the garbage bags have returned as a fashion accessory at our house. I have no idea why the Farty Pants twins are obsessed with the garbage bags, but I have new evidence that my girls are either very forward thinking or just plain weird. Or maybe [...]

It has become apparent to me that the official blog of the Farty Pants Twins is being censored. Yes, Dad2twins is being censored! I am just a little bit peeved about this and I am not going to take this lying down.
While using my government approved spyware, also known as Google Analytics (just kidding Google, [...]

Well happy bonus blogging day. I just made that up.
So, it is February 29th. Happy Birthday to all the leap year babies. Is it really true you only age every four years? How cool would that be, unless you are waiting to turn 21. It would take about 80 years or so to do that, [...]