The amazing adventrues of the Farty Pants Twins.
By dad2twins on Dec 2, 2010 in All is not right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Featured, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 0 Comments
There is not a night that goes by that I don’t get harassed by my cat Jet. That’s her over there on the left. We live in a house with two cats, one dog, an occasional rat from the kids school, the Farty Pants Twins and my lovely wife. Oh and me, the victim. Jet [...]
By dad2twins on Nov 13, 2010 in Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 1 Comment
As hard as I try, I just can’t quit this blog. In the last year I have done very little to keep your attention. I’ve ignored you, kicked you to the curb, occasionally I think about you, but mostly I just keep hoping you will forgive me for what I have done to you. Today [...]
By dad2twins on Jun 2, 2009 in All is right with the world, Buddies, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Random thoughts... | 1 Comment
My daughter, Kiera, has decided to sing us a song from her bed every morning before she gets up. Reese, gets up, goes to the bathroom and get’s into our bed for a snuggle. Shortly after Reese arrives the singing starts in Kiera’s bedroom. She sings and sings and sings. It’s really quite funny and [...]
By dad2twins on May 21, 2009 in All is not right with the world, All is right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, How cool is this - Products and Services, Huh? You must be kidding?, Random thoughts..., What was I thinking? | 0 Comments
With the economy in the crapper, we are all having to tighten our belts a little bit. Last night we went to dinner and found out we just missed the kids eat free time window for the Farty Pants Twins. That got me to thinking. Can you smell my brain? Anyway, where else can kids [...]
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dad2twins on Apr 24, 2009 in All is right with the world, Buddies, Farty Pants Twins, Featured | 4 Comments
Here we all are in Hawaii. Rate this: 3.2 Tags: 4th Birthday, Farty Pants Twins, Happy Birthday
By dad2twins on Apr 10, 2009 in Buddies, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 3 Comments
My wife and I are thinking of taking our girls to Disneyland. They have been talking about it for a while know. They turn 4 this month. Wow, how time flies. I LOVE Disneyland. I used to go there a lot before I was married. Heck we spent our “honeymoon” in Disneyland with family and [...]
By dad2twins on Mar 13, 2009 in All is right with the world, Buddies, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Random thoughts... | 0 Comments
Having twins is always entertaining. While I like to think each day is more exciting then the next, truthfully, they all feel a little bit the same. A typical day in oour house starts with the girls waking us up. Those days that they sleep in are so few and far between that we truly [...]
By dad2twins on Feb 17, 2009 in All is not right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 1 Comment
Repeat after me…. “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not [...]
By dad2twins on Jan 31, 2009 in All is not right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 4 Comments
My girls are almost four years old. Well okay, in April, but that’s close right? I never thought I would say this, but I long for the days of diapers on the girls. Yes, you heard me right. Please bring back the diapers. Don’t get me wrong. I don’t miss the expense of buying truck-loads [...]
By dad2twins on Jan 5, 2009 in All is right with the world, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Random thoughts..., Warnings | 2 Comments
Now get to work, make some money, play with the kids, eat some doughnuts, go to the gym, and put some gas in the car. Rate this: 3.2 Tags: Farty Pants Twins, Happy New Year, Welcome to 2009
