The amazing adventrues of the Farty Pants Twins.
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dad2twins on Apr 10, 2009 in Buddies, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 3 Comments
My wife and I are thinking of taking our girls to Disneyland. They have been talking about it for a while know. They turn 4 this month. Wow, how time flies. I LOVE Disneyland. I used to go there a lot before I was married. Heck we spent our “honeymoon” in Disneyland with family and [...]
By dad2twins on Mar 19, 2009 in All is right with the world, Buddies, Featured, How cool is this - Products and Services, Random thoughts... | 0 Comments
Her name is Pono. She’s a ukulele. Nice huh? My kids call it a baby guitar. I call it my beauty. Rate this: 3.2 Tags: Baby guitars, dad2twins, dad2twins.com, Music, Pono Ukulele, twins, Ukulele Related posts Tom Cruise should have to push a watermelon out his ass. (1) These tags are causing bruises (Version 2.0) [...]
By dad2twins on Feb 17, 2009 in All is not right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 1 Comment
Repeat after me…. “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not [...]
By dad2twins on Feb 12, 2009 in All is not right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 4 Comments
I don’t know where this blog went wrong? It started as a blog about my twin girls. Their adventures, and my exploits as their father. That’s it. It was my exploits. That’s where I went wrong. You see, I was invited to the bachelor party of a friend of mine. We live a couple of [...]
By dad2twins on Jan 20, 2009 in All is right with the world, Featured, People I would like to meet, Person of the week | 0 Comments
Rate this: 3.2 Tags: 44th president, Barack Obama, Change, dad2twins, dad2twins.com, Hope, Obama, Progress, twins Related posts Whoops, I guess we don’t have to watch the debate tonight! Check this out. (0) People I would like to meet (0) I guess it’s all about the strip clubs on my blog. (4)
By dad2twins on Jan 16, 2009 in All is not right with the world, All is right with the world, Featured, Random thoughts..., Warnings | 0 Comments
I guess Bush spoke last night. And from what I hear, no one listened. Did you see it? I didn’t. I had much better things to do, like take my kids to dinner and spend some quality time with them. Besides, all I want to hear from Bush is the door closing behind his Presidency. [...]
By dad2twins on Dec 16, 2008 in All is not right with the world, All is right with the world, Featured, Random thoughts..., Warnings | 3 Comments
I’m so very busy this year. Not even enough time to properly post. I hope everyone has a very Merry Christmas and a Happy and Healthy New Year. For those of you who do not celebrate our holiday, my best wishes to you on your holiday(s) and we look forward to getting back to blogging [...]
By dad2twins on Nov 27, 2008 in All is right with the world, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Random thoughts... | 2 Comments
Rate this: 3.2 Tags: 2008, dad2twins, dad2twins.com, Farty Pants Twins, Happy Thanksgiving, twins Related posts Xbox4nappyrash.com has acquired Dad2twins.com in a hostile takeover. (3) The chocolately goodness of…… (1) The 3rd birthday party and the price of happiness…. (8)
By dad2twins on Nov 24, 2008 in All is right with the world, Featured, How cool is this - Products and Services, Random thoughts... | 2 Comments
I love Safeway grocery stores. The more you spend, the more discounts you get on gas. Check out the price I paid for gas on Saturday 11/22/08 at my local Safeway gas station. In NORTHERN CALIFORNIA no less!!!!!! Read it and weep. Rate this: 3.2 Tags: 2008, dad2twins, dad2twins.com, gas prices November 2008, Northern California [...]
By dad2twins on Nov 14, 2008 in All is right with the world, Buddies, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, How cool is this - Products and Services | 1 Comment
Fudgesicles. Yummy goodness all over their faces. Rate this: 3.2 Tags: 2008, dad2twins, dad2twins.com, Family life, Farty Pants Twins, Fudgesicles, twins, Yummy chocolately goodness Related posts Xbox4nappyrash.com has acquired Dad2twins.com in a hostile takeover. (3) The 3rd birthday party and the price of happiness…. (8) Places I’m sure Dad2twins is being censored…. (3)
