Seriously, I need a restraining order against one of my cats. »

There is not a night that goes by that I don’t get harassed by my cat Jet. That’s her over there on the left. We live in a house with two cats, one dog, an occasional rat from the kids school, the Farty Pants Twins and my lovely wife. Oh and me, the victim. Jet [...]

Dang, when did Disneyland get so expenive? »

My wife and I are thinking of taking our girls to Disneyland. They have been talking about it for a while know. They turn 4 this month. Wow, how time flies. I LOVE Disneyland. I used to go there a lot before I was married. Heck we spent our “honeymoon” in Disneyland with family and [...]

My new crush….. »

Her name is Pono. She’s a ukulele. Nice huh? My kids call it a baby guitar. I call it my beauty. Rate this: 3.2 Tags: Baby guitars, dad2twins, dad2twins.com, Music, Pono Ukulele, twins, Ukulele

Big mistake telling the kids we are going on vacation to soon. »

Repeat after me…. “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not [...]

I guess it’s all about the strip clubs on my blog. »

I don’t know where this blog went wrong? It started as a blog about my twin girls. Their adventures, and my exploits as their father. That’s it. It was my exploits. That’s where I went wrong. You see, I was invited to the bachelor party of a friend of mine. We live a couple of [...]

44 »

Rate this: 3.2 Tags: 44th president, Barack Obama, Change, dad2twins, dad2twins.com, Hope, Obama, Progress, twins

Goodbye Mr. President »

I guess Bush spoke last night. And from what I hear, no one listened. Did you see it? I didn’t. I had much better things to do, like take my kids to dinner and spend some quality time with them. Besides, all I want to hear from Bush is the door closing behind his Presidency. [...]

Merry Christmas from Dad2twins.com »

I’m so very busy this year. Not even enough time to properly post. I hope everyone has a very Merry Christmas and a Happy and Healthy New Year. For those of you who do not celebrate our holiday, my best wishes to you on your holiday(s) and we look forward to getting back to blogging [...]

Happy Thanksgiving Farty Pants Style »

Rate this: 3.2 Tags: 2008, dad2twins, dad2twins.com, Farty Pants Twins, Happy Thanksgiving, twins

The price I paid for gas on Saturday 11/22/08 in No. California »

I love Safeway grocery stores. The more you spend, the more discounts you get on gas. Check out the price I paid for gas on Saturday 11/22/08 at my local Safeway gas station. In NORTHERN CALIFORNIA no less!!!!!! Read it and weep. Rate this: 3.2 Tags: 2008, dad2twins, dad2twins.com, gas prices November 2008, Northern California [...]

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