Dang, when did Disneyland get so expenive? »

My wife and I are thinking of taking our girls to Disneyland. They have been talking about it for a while know. They turn 4 this month. Wow, how time flies. I LOVE Disneyland. I used to go there a lot before I was married. Heck we spent our “honeymoon” in Disneyland with family and [...]

My new crush….. »

Her name is Pono. She’s a ukulele. Nice huh? My kids call it a baby guitar. I call it my beauty. Rate this: 3.2 Tags: Baby guitars, dad2twins, dad2twins.com, Music, Pono Ukulele, twins, Ukulele Related posts Tom Cruise should have to push a watermelon out his ass. (1) These tags are causing bruises (Version 2.0) [...]

Big mistake telling the kids we are going on vacation to soon. »

Repeat after me…. “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not [...]

I guess it’s all about the strip clubs on my blog. »

I don’t know where this blog went wrong? It started as a blog about my twin girls. Their adventures, and my exploits as their father. That’s it. It was my exploits. That’s where I went wrong. You see, I was invited to the bachelor party of a friend of mine. We live a couple of [...]

44 »

Rate this: 3.2 Tags: 44th president, Barack Obama, Change, dad2twins, dad2twins.com, Hope, Obama, Progress, twins Related posts Whoops, I guess we don’t have to watch the debate tonight! Check this out. (0) People I would like to meet (0) I guess it’s all about the strip clubs on my blog. (4)

Goodbye Mr. President »

I guess Bush spoke last night. And from what I hear, no one listened. Did you see it? I didn’t. I had much better things to do, like take my kids to dinner and spend some quality time with them. Besides, all I want to hear from Bush is the door closing behind his Presidency. [...]

Merry Christmas from Dad2twins.com »

I’m so very busy this year. Not even enough time to properly post. I hope everyone has a very Merry Christmas and a Happy and Healthy New Year. For those of you who do not celebrate our holiday, my best wishes to you on your holiday(s) and we look forward to getting back to blogging [...]

Happy Thanksgiving Farty Pants Style »

Rate this: 3.2 Tags: 2008, dad2twins, dad2twins.com, Farty Pants Twins, Happy Thanksgiving, twins Related posts Xbox4nappyrash.com has acquired Dad2twins.com in a hostile takeover. (3) The chocolately goodness of…… (1) The 3rd birthday party and the price of happiness…. (8)

The price I paid for gas on Saturday 11/22/08 in No. California »

I love Safeway grocery stores. The more you spend, the more discounts you get on gas. Check out the price I paid for gas on Saturday 11/22/08 at my local Safeway gas station. In NORTHERN CALIFORNIA no less!!!!!! Read it and weep. Rate this: 3.2 Tags: 2008, dad2twins, dad2twins.com, gas prices November 2008, Northern California [...]

The chocolately goodness of…… »

Fudgesicles. Yummy goodness all over their faces. Rate this: 3.2 Tags: 2008, dad2twins, dad2twins.com, Family life, Farty Pants Twins, Fudgesicles, twins, Yummy chocolately goodness Related posts Xbox4nappyrash.com has acquired Dad2twins.com in a hostile takeover. (3) The 3rd birthday party and the price of happiness…. (8) Places I’m sure Dad2twins is being censored…. (3)

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