Dad2twins

Well, today is my last day working before I head off to the Fatherland.(Germany for those of you who have not been paying attention.) I am spending the day wrapping up last minute Client issues, begging my co-workers to handle my email when I’m gone and generally being as lazy as possible before the last [...]

Today I was reading the morning newspaper. Our rag is the Sacramento Bee, a worthless paper if you ask me. Especially coming from the Bay Area were we had the Mercury News. I digress. Anyway, the Bee recycles all kinds of stories from the major news services. This was an AP story about potting training [...]

We love reality T.V. in our house. We watch most of the big reality shows. Survivor, Big Brother, Top Chef, all of the Real Estate flipping shows and Fox’s So you think you can dance. Go ahead, stop laughing and pick yourself up off the floor. Can I continue? I know. I don’t know what [...]

It’s funny how it takes until the end of July to get settled into summer. I imagine I may be feeling this way only because of the drama our family has had to endure since the May death’s of my Dad, Grandma, and beloved neighbor. But still, I am only now feeling as if summer [...]

Tomorrow is the Farty Pants twins 2nd birthday. Time flies when we are having fun over here at Farty Pants world. So in honor of this, Dad2twins is going through some changes. We promise more pictures, interesting content, my charming wit, and the ability to monetize this blog so we can put some extra money [...]

I was on the phone last night with my wife, she had just put the kids to bed and I was asking how her day went. She mentioned that it was a rather typical day, playing at the park, running errands and generally keeping an eye on the girls to make sure they are still [...]

Warning, this post has some anger in it. If you want fluffy fun stuff about twins then look elsewhere. What the fu…? I have just about had it with the people who drive around town and on our nations highways as if they were the privileged few who own the road. Are we handing out [...]

It appears this afternoon at 1:15 pm Eastern Standard Time, someone did a keyword search as follows: “I’d like to buy a vowel blog becky” Unfortunately, they landed at my blog because I am such a huge fan of yours and link to your blog and I guess my blog is SO popular that it [...]

Dear Hawaii, Are time together is about to come to an end. We only have a few more days together before I have to leave you for another state. You have been most gracious to me and my family and you have been very kind to provide us with wonderful weather considering your other sister [...]

…unless you are going west and your children are not in sync with the time change with regard to their sleeping habits. Hmmm, let’s see, 6:00am Pacific time 9Norma wake up time = 4:00am Hawaiian time for normal wake up time. Yeah, that sucked! I know you don’t really feel that bad for us but [...]