The amazing adventrues of the Farty Pants Twins.
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dad2twins on Mar 13, 2009 in All is right with the world, Buddies, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Random thoughts... | 0 Comments
Having twins is always entertaining. While I like to think each day is more exciting then the next, truthfully, they all feel a little bit the same. A typical day in oour house starts with the girls waking us up. Those days that they sleep in are so few and far between that we truly [...]
By dad2twins on Feb 12, 2009 in All is not right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 4 Comments
I don’t know where this blog went wrong? It started as a blog about my twin girls. Their adventures, and my exploits as their father. That’s it. It was my exploits. That’s where I went wrong. You see, I was invited to the bachelor party of a friend of mine. We live a couple of [...]
By dad2twins on Jan 20, 2009 in All is right with the world, Featured, People I would like to meet, Person of the week | 0 Comments
Rate this: 3.2 Tags: 44th president, Barack Obama, Change, dad2twins, dad2twins.com, Hope, Obama, Progress, twins Related posts Whoops, I guess we don’t have to watch the debate tonight! Check this out. (0) People I would like to meet (0) I guess it’s all about the strip clubs on my blog. (4)
By dad2twins on Feb 20, 2008 in Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Warnings, What was I thinking? | 5 Comments
Firef*ck. (edited for the blog) This is a Farty Pants Twins word for firetruck. There is a fire station near our house so we see firef*cks often. There is absolutely nothing I can do to get them to change their pronunciation at this point. Only time will help me. * by fun I mean embarrassing. [...]
By dad2twins on Feb 15, 2008 in Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Featured | 4 Comments
My kids are dealing with a bully. This bully happens to be the child of one of my wifes friends. This little girl is my kids age and they often play together. This little girl is a sweet girl when she is NOT hitting my kids or any kids in the vicinity. We have been [...]
By dad2twins on Jan 28, 2008 in All is right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Random thoughts..., Warnings | 2 Comments
My girls have no idea who Britney Spears is. They don’t know that she contributes $120 million to our economy. They don’t show up to dinner drunk or on pills or spouting uncontrollably. Well okay, maybe they do spout uncontrollably. Tonight at dinner I noticed the girls sitting on their chairs all funny. I asked [...]
By dad2twins on Jan 22, 2008 in Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 4 Comments
This morning at 6:30 am our girls hopped into bed with us to wake us for the day. Every morning I get up and make them their favorite sugar free hot chocolate drink. As with every morning, the girls are chatty and want to talk about something, anything with us as we pry open our [...]
By dad2twins on Jan 18, 2008 in All is right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, How cool is this - Products and Services, People I would like to meet, Person of the week, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 9 Comments
I’ve been blogging for 2 years today. What does this mean? 328 Posts from me and 763 comments from you. We rock! I guess it is a lovely day, except for the fact I’ve been screwing up my site to change it up a little. I’m trying to fix it. So if it looks all [...]
By dad2twins on Jan 9, 2008 in All is right with the world, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 2 Comments
I’m just a few days away from my 2 year blogging anniversary with this blog and I think it is about time to make some changes. Stay tuned. Rate this: 2.9 Tags: Anniversary, Blogging, Change, Changes to Dad2twins Related posts Oh I suck as a Dad for Father’s Day. (0) Calling all Dad (daddy) Bloggers [...]
By dad2twins on Oct 26, 2007 in All is right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Random thoughts..., What was I thinking? | 25 Comments
When I first started writing this blog a couple of years ago, Sarah from Sarah and the Goon Squad was the first to welcome me to the blogosphere. She was my first blog friend. She is also a mommy blogger. A popular mommy blogger as well. These mommy bloggers have a cool network of other [...]
