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dad2twins on Jan 28, 2008 in All is right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Random thoughts..., Warnings | 2 Comments
My girls have no idea who Britney Spears is. They don’t know that she contributes $120 million to our economy. They don’t show up to dinner drunk or on pills or spouting uncontrollably. Well okay, maybe they do spout uncontrollably. Tonight at dinner I noticed the girls sitting on their chairs all funny. I asked [...]
By dad2twins on Jan 23, 2008 in Did I ask for your advice?, Warnings, What was I thinking? | 7 Comments
They say it comes in threes… Brad Renfro Heath Ledger ?????? Come on, just look at her. Rate this: 2.9 Tags: 2008, Brad Renfro, Britney Spears, dad2twins, dad2twins.com, Death in threes, Heath Ledger, twins
By dad2twins on Nov 27, 2007 in Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Random thoughts..., Warnings | 8 Comments
Actually, that was my Britney Spears shout out. (Hi Ms. Train Wreck!) I really didn’t do it again. What am I talking about? I, as a Father, made the mistake of mixing up my twins. I’ll wait while you shout your disappointments and disbelief at me. Done yet? Okay, I’ll continue. I picked up Reese [...]
By dad2twins on Oct 24, 2007 in All is right with the world, Did I ask for your advice? | 2 Comments
That is the number of spam comments that have been written to my blog entries. But thanks to the Akismet plugin, I caught it all so you don’t have to be subjected to it. Besides, most of the comments are for drugs we don’t need and the latest Britney Spears nude photos. You guys don’t [...]
By dad2twins on Oct 17, 2007 in Did I ask for your advice?, What was I thinking? | 3 Comments
I can’t decide. Should I go as the train wreck Britney Spears or the druggy Lindsey Lohan. Or maybe really shake it up and go as druggy train wreck Amy Winehouse. It’s just so tough to decide. What is a Dad to do? Oh and the Farty Pants Twins are going as Snow White and [...]
By dad2twins on Feb 23, 2007 in What was I thinking? | 0 Comments
You decide. Which one is Britney Spears and which one is the train wreck? I really hope she gets some help. No really. [tags] Britney Spears, Train Wreck [/tags] Rate this: 2.9 Tags: Britney Spears, dad2twins, dad2twins.com, Hope, twins
By dad2twins on Nov 8, 2006 in All is right with the world, What was I thinking? | 2 Comments
I woke up today to a blue America. Now you might think it is because the Democrats had their way with the voters and gave a big whoop ass to the Republicans, but I am sure it is because America is feeling blue about the news that Britney Spears is filing for divorce. America is [...]
