Category: What was I thinking?

You’ve come a long way girls…. »

Next week the Farty Pants Twins start Kindergarten. Yeah, I know, I can’t believe it either. We are still feeding them and they are still growing. Who knew we could keep them alive long enough for them to get to Kindergarten. Next stop…..College. I guess I better start saving some money now. Oh wait, they [...]

Nothing to read here…… »

I am just a bad blogger these days. While I am consumed with good intentions, I can’t seem to leave my dirty mistress facebook long enough to post over here. On top of that, my band Enesen’s fan page is consuming my time and then there is the kids and family, etc. What is a [...]

Just awesome…… »

Send your own ElfYourself eCards Tags: Elf yourself, Jib Jab Related posts No related posts.

4 year old twin girls have no taste…… »

This is what happens when you let your girls choose your Halloween costume. They wanted me to be the tooth fairy. This is my version. (Note the bottle of whiskey to get me through the night of humiliation.) Oh well, there is always next year….. Tags: dad2twins, halloween costumes, The Tooth Fairy Related posts Thinking [...]

Are you still there? »

I don’t deserve you. I’ve taken advantage of your readership. You toil away each day reading your favorite blogs. I once might have been one of them. So if you are still out there let me know so I can personally apologize to you for abandoning you to facebook. I am still here though and [...]

How to keep unwanted solicitors away…. »

Blast this song when you see them coming down the street towards your house. It also works for the sellers of religion too! Warning: this song may offend you. I don’t really care though. [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Tags: scaring religion pushers, Scaring solicitors Related posts No related posts.

Places where kids can still eat free or discounted. Hey it’s all about the economy. »

With the economy in the crapper, we are all having to tighten our belts a little bit. Last night we went to dinner and found out we just missed the kids eat free time window for the Farty Pants Twins. That got me to thinking. Can you smell my brain? Anyway, where else can kids [...]

Vacation planning with twins and my new rule about airplanes. »

It’s that time of year. I just finished with our busy season at work. I can finally come up for air and start thinking about summer plans. What shall we do? Where shall we do it? What will it cost? And the most important question, when I’m done doing it, will I still be married [...]

Things you never expected to be told in your life….. »

“Daddy, I can wipe all by myself.” Really? Should I be checking? Am I a bad Dad? I didn’t! They are almost Four and have been potty trained since a very, very, early age. Rate this: 3.6 (2 people) Tags: poopy, potty training, Raising Twins Related posts Would you want this guy fathering your twins? [...]

Dang, when did Disneyland get so expenive? »

My wife and I are thinking of taking our girls to Disneyland. They have been talking about it for a while know. They turn 4 this month. Wow, how time flies. I LOVE Disneyland. I used to go there a lot before I was married. Heck we spent our “honeymoon” in Disneyland with family and [...]

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