Dad2twins

We are going through a spell. Not the Witchy kind, though it might seem appropriate since we are talking about  nightmares. Both the girls are waking up in the middle of the night and telling us they are having bad dreams. To be fair, they are also having good dreams. I know, because when I [...]

The Farty Pants Twins, my wife, me plus some others are going to be on Television. More details later. No really, I have no details yet. My wife just informed me tonight that it will be May 25th.

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I apologize for the lack of postings on this blog and commenting on your blogs. See previous post for reason. Dad2twins will resume shortly with stupid comments and even stupider posts.
THANKS.

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I am fortunate. I have a job that affords me a lot of free time. There are times of the year that I can take time off and not even call it vacation. I like my job for the most part.
But….
There are times of the year when I work 70-80 hour weeks and I have [...]

I am not even sure this is real. It appears to be and that’s what scares the heck out of me. prepare yourself;
COMMERCE CITY, Colo. — A couple arguing about which gang their 4-year-old toddler should join caused a public disturbance that resulted in the father’s arrest, Commerce City police said Thursday, reported KMGH-TV in [...]

Here are the Farty Pants Twins eating lunch. As you can see, it is a well balanced diet. Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich, Raw Carrots, Orange Juice and …… Glue?
I need to have a talk with my wife.

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Plantar fasciitis. What is it? Well if you have to ask, you have never had it. In a nutshell (pun intended), it is a painful inflammatory condition caused by excessive wear to the plantar fascia of the foot. See picture below.
Guess what? I have this crappy, f@#ked up condition. It is MISERABLE!
Let me start at [...]

April 1, 2008
For immediate realease
In what some might call a real shakeup to the blogging world, the famous Irish blogger (by way of the Netherlands) Xbox4nappyrash has presented an unsolicited bid to acquire the blog Dad2twins.com. Lance at Dad2twins was completely taken by surprise at the fact that another blogger would want to take his [...]

It has been almost a month since we got back from Maui. I’m finally posting some pictures. Maybe I’ll have Easter pics up by May.

Farty Pants Twins = Rock Stars.

Reese and her Mommy.

Dad2twins in a very small chair.

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You may, or may not remember this post. Well the garbage bags have returned as a fashion accessory at our house. I have no idea why the Farty Pants twins are obsessed with the garbage bags, but I have new evidence that my girls are either very forward thinking or just plain weird. Or maybe [...]