Dad2twins

I can’t seem to figure out if I should stay here and blog or just tweet my way through the Farty Pants Twins life? Hmmmmmm? Do I have more than a few characters worth to say? Obviously not lately. By the way, you can find me on twitter @dad2twins. Tags: Blogging, dad2twins, daddy bloggers, mommy [...]

There is not a night that goes by that I don’t get harassed by my cat Jet. That’s her over there on the left. We live in a house with two cats, one dog, an occasional rat from the kids school, the Farty Pants Twins and my lovely wife. Oh and me, the victim. Jet [...]

As hard as I try, I just can’t quit this blog. In the last year I have done very little to keep your attention. I’ve ignored you, kicked you to the curb, occasionally I think about you, but mostly I just keep hoping you will forgive me for what I have done to you. Today [...]

Next week the Farty Pants Twins start Kindergarten. Yeah, I know, I can’t believe it either. We are still feeding them and they are still growing. Who knew we could keep them alive long enough for them to get to Kindergarten. Next stop…..College. I guess I better start saving some money now. Oh wait, they [...]

Last night was a BAD night. At 2AM my daughter woke me up because she was visited by a monster. She cannot describe the monster because she was to traumatized by the visit to describe the drive by. Needless to say, the visit didn’t just effect her, but dragged me into the dream as well. [...]

Send your own ElfYourself eCards Tags: Elf yourself, Jib Jab

This is what happens when you let your girls choose your Halloween costume. They wanted me to be the tooth fairy. This is my version. (Note the bottle of whiskey to get me through the night of humiliation.) Oh well, there is always next year….. Tags: dad2twins, halloween costumes, The Tooth Fairy

I don’t deserve you. I’ve taken advantage of your readership. You toil away each day reading your favorite blogs. I once might have been one of them. So if you are still out there let me know so I can personally apologize to you for abandoning you to facebook. I am still here though and [...]

Blast this song when you see them coming down the street towards your house. It also works for the sellers of religion too! Warning: this song may offend you. I don’t really care though. [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Tags: scaring religion pushers, Scaring solicitors

It’s that time of year. I just finished with our busy season at work. I can finally come up for air and start thinking about summer plans. What shall we do? Where shall we do it? What will it cost? And the most important question, when I’m done doing it, will I still be married [...]