Category: Warnings
By dad2twins on Dec 16, 2009 in All is not right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Warnings | 0 Comments
Last night was a BAD night. At 2AM my daughter woke me up because she was visited by a monster. She cannot describe the monster because she was to traumatized by the visit to describe the drive by. Needless to say, the visit didn’t just effect her, but dragged me into the dream as well.
So [...]
By dad2twins on Nov 6, 2009 in All is right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Warnings, What was I thinking? | 1 Comment
This is what happens when you let your girls choose your Halloween costume. They wanted me to be the tooth fairy.
This is my version. (Note the bottle of whiskey to get me through the night of humiliation.)
Oh well, there is always next year…..
By dad2twins on Oct 9, 2009 in All is not right with the world, Buddies, Did I ask for your advice?, Featured, People I would like to meet, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 3 Comments
I don’t deserve you. I’ve taken advantage of your readership. You toil away each day reading your favorite blogs. I once might have been one of them. So if you are still out there let me know so I can personally apologize to you for abandoning you to facebook. I am still here though and [...]
By dad2twins on May 22, 2009 in Did I ask for your advice?, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 0 Comments
Blast this song when you see them coming down the street towards your house.
It also works for the sellers of religion too!
Warning: this song may offend you. I don’t really care though.
[Audio clip: view full post to listen]
By dad2twins on May 7, 2009 in All is right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 4 Comments
It’s that time of year. I just finished with our busy season at work. I can finally come up for air and start thinking about summer plans. What shall we do? Where shall we do it? What will it cost? And the most important question, when I’m done doing it, will I still be married [...]
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dad2twins on Apr 10, 2009 in All is not right with the world, All is right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Huh? You must be kidding?, Warnings, What was I thinking? | 0 Comments
“Daddy, I can wipe all by myself.”
Really? Should I be checking? Am I a bad Dad? I didn’t!
They are almost Four and have been potty trained since a very, very, early age.
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By dad2twins on Apr 10, 2009 in Buddies, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 3 Comments
My wife and I are thinking of taking our girls to Disneyland. They have been talking about it for a while know. They turn 4 this month. Wow, how time flies. I LOVE Disneyland. I used to go there a lot before I was married. Heck we spent our “honeymoon” in Disneyland with family and [...]
By dad2twins on Feb 17, 2009 in All is not right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 1 Comment
Repeat after me….
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are [...]
By dad2twins on Feb 12, 2009 in All is not right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 4 Comments
I don’t know where this blog went wrong? It started as a blog about my twin girls. Their adventures, and my exploits as their father. That’s it. It was my exploits.
That’s where I went wrong.
You see, I was invited to the bachelor party of a friend of mine. We live a couple of hours drive [...]
