Dad2twins

Blast this song when you see them coming down the street towards your house. It also works for the sellers of religion too! Warning: this song may offend you. I don’t really care though. [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Tags: scaring religion pushers, Scaring solicitors

With the economy in the crapper, we are all having to tighten our belts a little bit. Last night we went to dinner and found out we just missed the kids eat free time window for the Farty Pants Twins. That got me to thinking. Can you smell my brain? Anyway, where else can kids [...]

It’s that time of year. I just finished with our busy season at work. I can finally come up for air and start thinking about summer plans. What shall we do? Where shall we do it? What will it cost? And the most important question, when I’m done doing it, will I still be married [...]

My wife and I are thinking of taking our girls to Disneyland. They have been talking about it for a while know. They turn 4 this month. Wow, how time flies. I LOVE Disneyland. I used to go there a lot before I was married. Heck we spent our “honeymoon” in Disneyland with family and [...]

Her name is Pono. She’s a ukulele. Nice huh? My kids call it a baby guitar. I call it my beauty. Rate this: 3.2 Tags: Baby guitars, dad2twins, dad2twins.com, Music, Pono Ukulele, twins, Ukulele

Having twins is always entertaining. While I like to think each day is more exciting then the next, truthfully, they all feel a little bit the same. A typical day in oour house starts with the girls waking us up. Those days that they sleep in are so few and far between that we truly [...]

Repeat after me…. “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not [...]

I don’t know where this blog went wrong? It started as a blog about my twin girls. Their adventures, and my exploits as their father. That’s it. It was my exploits. That’s where I went wrong. You see, I was invited to the bachelor party of a friend of mine. We live a couple of [...]

My girls are almost four years old. Well okay, in April, but that’s close right? I never thought I would say this, but I long for the days of diapers on the girls. Yes, you heard me right. Please bring back the diapers. Don’t get me wrong. I don’t miss the expense of buying truck-loads [...]

I guess Bush spoke last night. And from what I hear, no one listened. Did you see it? I didn’t. I had much better things to do, like take my kids to dinner and spend some quality time with them. Besides, all I want to hear from Bush is the door closing behind his Presidency. [...]