Category: Huh? You must be kidding?

Things you never expected to be told in your life….. »

“Daddy, I can wipe all by myself.” Really? Should I be checking? Am I a bad Dad? I didn’t! They are almost Four and have been potty trained since a very, very, early age. Rate this: 3.6 (2 people) Tags: poopy, potty training, Raising Twins

Dang, when did Disneyland get so expenive? »

My wife and I are thinking of taking our girls to Disneyland. They have been talking about it for a while know. They turn 4 this month. Wow, how time flies. I LOVE Disneyland. I used to go there a lot before I was married. Heck we spent our “honeymoon” in Disneyland with family and [...]

Big mistake telling the kids we are going on vacation to soon. »

Repeat after me…. “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not [...]

I guess it’s all about the strip clubs on my blog. »

I don’t know where this blog went wrong? It started as a blog about my twin girls. Their adventures, and my exploits as their father. That’s it. It was my exploits. That’s where I went wrong. You see, I was invited to the bachelor party of a friend of mine. We live a couple of [...]

Can we go back to diapers? »

My girls are almost four years old. Well okay, in April, but that’s close right? I never thought I would say this, but I long for the days of diapers on the girls. Yes, you heard me right. Please bring back the diapers. Don’t get me wrong. I don’t miss the expense of buying truck-loads [...]

Our Halloween portrait – a little late. »

So here is the Dad2twins family portrait from Halloween. A chicken, a butterfly, a bubble bath and a….. um…. I am not sure what. Think “Live and Let Die” Rate this: 3.2 Tags: 2008, dad2twins, dad2twins.com, halloween, halloween costumes, Halloween family portrait, twins

This is priceless. A must see. »

Oh…. My….. God!!!! This will make you pee your pants. The best part… She is Country Singer Kellie Pickler. A big star. A big DUMB star. Rate this: 3.2 Tags: Are you smarter than a fifth grader, Kellie Pickler, Stupid Celebrities

This should scare the shit out of you. »

….if it doesn’t, I at least hope you are informed better than these people. Rate this: 3.2 Tags: dumb people, Hope, ingnorant voters, racists, scum of the earth

The day the earth stood still…..Thursday October 2, 2008 »

Can you just taste the anticipation in the air? Thursday night is when the U.S. shuts down. Not because the economy has collapsed! Are you kidding. It is because Tina Fey, I mean Sarah Palin shares her infinite wisdom with us and Joe Biden tries to keep both feet out of his mouth. Who will [...]

Whoops, I guess we don’t have to watch the debate tonight! Check this out. »

It is several hours before the debate and this is a web ad John McCain is running a bit prematurely. It can be found on several websites around the net. I guess Barack Obama doesn’t need to show up because McCain thinks he has already won. I guess I missed it somehow. Rate this: 2.5 [...]

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