Category: Farty Pants Twins
By dad2twins on Dec 16, 2009 in All is not right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Warnings | 0 Comments
Last night was a BAD night. At 2AM my daughter woke me up because she was visited by a monster. She cannot describe the monster because she was to traumatized by the visit to describe the drive by. Needless to say, the visit didn’t just effect her, but dragged me into the dream as well.
So [...]
By dad2twins on Nov 6, 2009 in All is right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Warnings, What was I thinking? | 1 Comment
This is what happens when you let your girls choose your Halloween costume. They wanted me to be the tooth fairy.
This is my version. (Note the bottle of whiskey to get me through the night of humiliation.)
Oh well, there is always next year…..
By dad2twins on Jun 2, 2009 in All is right with the world, Buddies, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Random thoughts... | 1 Comment
My daughter, Kiera, has decided to sing us a song from her bed every morning before she gets up. Reese, gets up, goes to the bathroom and get’s into our bed for a snuggle. Shortly after Reese arrives the singing starts in Kiera’s bedroom. She sings and sings and sings.
It’s really quite funny and sweet [...]
By dad2twins on May 21, 2009 in All is not right with the world, All is right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, How cool is this - Products and Services, Huh? You must be kidding?, Random thoughts..., What was I thinking? | 0 Comments
With the economy in the crapper, we are all having to tighten our belts a little bit. Last night we went to dinner and found out we just missed the kids eat free time window for the Farty Pants Twins. That got me to thinking. Can you smell my brain? Anyway, where else can kids [...]
By dad2twins on May 7, 2009 in All is right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 4 Comments
It’s that time of year. I just finished with our busy season at work. I can finally come up for air and start thinking about summer plans. What shall we do? Where shall we do it? What will it cost? And the most important question, when I’m done doing it, will I still be married [...]
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dad2twins on Apr 10, 2009 in All is not right with the world, All is right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Huh? You must be kidding?, Warnings, What was I thinking? | 0 Comments
“Daddy, I can wipe all by myself.”
Really? Should I be checking? Am I a bad Dad? I didn’t!
They are almost Four and have been potty trained since a very, very, early age.
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By dad2twins on Apr 10, 2009 in Buddies, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 3 Comments
My wife and I are thinking of taking our girls to Disneyland. They have been talking about it for a while know. They turn 4 this month. Wow, how time flies. I LOVE Disneyland. I used to go there a lot before I was married. Heck we spent our “honeymoon” in Disneyland with family and [...]
By dad2twins on Mar 13, 2009 in All is right with the world, Buddies, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Random thoughts... | 0 Comments
Having twins is always entertaining. While I like to think each day is more exciting then the next, truthfully, they all feel a little bit the same. A typical day in oour house starts with the girls waking us up. Those days that they sleep in are so few and far between that we truly [...]
By dad2twins on Feb 17, 2009 in All is not right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 1 Comment
Repeat after me….
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are [...]
