Dad2twins

I can’t seem to figure out if I should stay here and blog or just tweet my way through the Farty Pants Twins life? Hmmmmmm? Do I have more than a few characters worth to say? Obviously not lately. By the way, you can find me on twitter @dad2twins. Tags: Blogging, dad2twins, daddy bloggers, mommy [...]

I love Thanksgiving and Christmas. I like Halloween too. But I really love Thanksgiving and Christmas. I consider the “Holiday Season” the best time of the year. You start with Halloween and bookend it with New Years Eve. Both those holidays are throwaway holidays for me though. The real meat and potatoes of the holiday [...]

As hard as I try, I just can’t quit this blog. In the last year I have done very little to keep your attention. I’ve ignored you, kicked you to the curb, occasionally I think about you, but mostly I just keep hoping you will forgive me for what I have done to you. Today [...]

Next week the Farty Pants Twins start Kindergarten. Yeah, I know, I can’t believe it either. We are still feeding them and they are still growing. Who knew we could keep them alive long enough for them to get to Kindergarten. Next stop…..College. I guess I better start saving some money now. Oh wait, they [...]

I know, fall off your chair. I am posting a new post to my blog. Really. Facebook is just killing this blog slowly, but I loved these pictures so much I had to post them. Last night at Macaroni Grill one of my daughters and I were goofing around drawing on the paper table cloth [...]

Last night was a BAD night. At 2AM my daughter woke me up because she was visited by a monster. She cannot describe the monster because she was to traumatized by the visit to describe the drive by. Needless to say, the visit didn’t just effect her, but dragged me into the dream as well. [...]

This is what happens when you let your girls choose your Halloween costume. They wanted me to be the tooth fairy. This is my version. (Note the bottle of whiskey to get me through the night of humiliation.) Oh well, there is always next year….. Tags: dad2twins, halloween costumes, The Tooth Fairy

My daughter, Kiera, has decided to sing us a song from her bed every morning before she gets up. Reese, gets up, goes to the bathroom and get’s into our bed for a snuggle. Shortly after Reese arrives the singing starts in Kiera’s bedroom. She sings and sings and sings. It’s really quite funny and [...]

With the economy in the crapper, we are all having to tighten our belts a little bit. Last night we went to dinner and found out we just missed the kids eat free time window for the Farty Pants Twins. That got me to thinking. Can you smell my brain? Anyway, where else can kids [...]

It’s that time of year. I just finished with our busy season at work. I can finally come up for air and start thinking about summer plans. What shall we do? Where shall we do it? What will it cost? And the most important question, when I’m done doing it, will I still be married [...]