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Next week the Farty Pants Twins start Kindergarten. Yeah, I know, I can’t believe it either. We are still feeding them and they are still growing. Who knew we could keep them alive long enough for them to get to Kindergarten. Next stop…..College. I guess I better start saving some money now. Oh wait, they [...]

I know, fall off your chair. I am posting a new post to my blog. Really. Facebook is just killing this blog slowly, but I loved these pictures so much I had to post them. Last night at Macaroni Grill one of my daughters and I were goofing around drawing on the paper table cloth [...]

Last night was a BAD night. At 2AM my daughter woke me up because she was visited by a monster. She cannot describe the monster because she was to traumatized by the visit to describe the drive by. Needless to say, the visit didn’t just effect her, but dragged me into the dream as well. [...]

This is what happens when you let your girls choose your Halloween costume. They wanted me to be the tooth fairy. This is my version. (Note the bottle of whiskey to get me through the night of humiliation.) Oh well, there is always next year….. Tags: dad2twins, halloween costumes, The Tooth Fairy Related posts Thinking [...]

My daughter, Kiera, has decided to sing us a song from her bed every morning before she gets up. Reese, gets up, goes to the bathroom and get’s into our bed for a snuggle. Shortly after Reese arrives the singing starts in Kiera’s bedroom. She sings and sings and sings. It’s really quite funny and [...]

With the economy in the crapper, we are all having to tighten our belts a little bit. Last night we went to dinner and found out we just missed the kids eat free time window for the Farty Pants Twins. That got me to thinking. Can you smell my brain? Anyway, where else can kids [...]

It’s that time of year. I just finished with our busy season at work. I can finally come up for air and start thinking about summer plans. What shall we do? Where shall we do it? What will it cost? And the most important question, when I’m done doing it, will I still be married [...]

Here we all are in Hawaii. Rate this: 3.2 Tags: 4th Birthday, Farty Pants Twins, Happy Birthday Related posts Xbox4nappyrash.com has acquired Dad2twins.com in a hostile takeover. (3) WTF? (5) Who is this guy in the red suit and why is he talking to me? (2)

“Daddy, I can wipe all by myself.” Really? Should I be checking? Am I a bad Dad? I didn’t! They are almost Four and have been potty trained since a very, very, early age. Rate this: 3.6 (2 people) Tags: poopy, potty training, Raising Twins Related posts Would you want this guy fathering your twins? [...]

My wife and I are thinking of taking our girls to Disneyland. They have been talking about it for a while know. They turn 4 this month. Wow, how time flies. I LOVE Disneyland. I used to go there a lot before I was married. Heck we spent our “honeymoon” in Disneyland with family and [...]