Category: Farty Pants Twins

New rules for monsters visiting our house….. »

Last night was a BAD night. At 2AM my daughter woke me up because she was visited by a monster. She cannot describe the monster because she was to traumatized by the visit to describe the drive by. Needless to say, the visit didn’t just effect her, but dragged me into the dream as well.
So [...]

4 year old twin girls have no taste…… »

This is what happens when you let your girls choose your Halloween costume. They wanted me to be the tooth fairy.
This is my version. (Note the bottle of whiskey to get me through the night of humiliation.)
Oh well, there is always next year…..

Sing. Sing a song. Sing it loud. Sing it long. »

My daughter, Kiera, has decided to sing us a song from her bed every morning before she gets up. Reese, gets up, goes to the bathroom and get’s into our bed for a snuggle. Shortly after Reese arrives the singing starts in Kiera’s bedroom. She sings and sings and sings.
It’s really quite funny and sweet [...]

Places where kids can still eat free or discounted. Hey it’s all about the economy. »

With the economy in the crapper, we are all having to tighten our belts a little bit. Last night we went to dinner and found out we just missed the kids eat free time window for the Farty Pants Twins. That got me to thinking. Can you smell my brain? Anyway, where else can kids [...]

Vacation planning with twins and my new rule about airplanes. »

It’s that time of year. I just finished with our busy season at work. I can finally come up for air and start thinking about summer plans. What shall we do? Where shall we do it? What will it cost? And the most important question, when I’m done doing it, will I still be married [...]

Happy Birthday to the Farty Pants Twins! #4 »

Here we all are in Hawaii.

Rate this: 3.2

Things you never expected to be told in your life….. »

“Daddy, I can wipe all by myself.”
Really? Should I be checking? Am I a bad Dad? I didn’t!
They are almost Four and have been potty trained since a very, very, early age.
Rate this: 3.6 (2 people)

Dang, when did Disneyland get so expenive? »

My wife and I are thinking of taking our girls to Disneyland. They have been talking about it for a while know. They turn 4 this month. Wow, how time flies. I LOVE Disneyland. I used to go there a lot before I was married. Heck we spent our “honeymoon” in Disneyland with family and [...]

A day in their lives… »

Having twins is always entertaining. While I like to think each day is more exciting then the next, truthfully, they all feel a little bit the same. A typical day in oour house starts with the girls waking us up. Those days that they sleep in are so few and far between that we truly [...]

Big mistake telling the kids we are going on vacation to soon. »

Repeat after me….
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are [...]

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