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		<title>Just clowning around&#8230;..</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 17:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know, fall off your chair. I am posting a new post to my blog. Really. Facebook is just killing this blog slowly, but I loved these pictures so much I had to post them. Last night at Macaroni Grill one of my daughters and I were goofing around drawing on the paper table cloth [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know, fall off your chair. I am posting a new post to my blog. Really. <a title="Facebook" href="http://www.facebook.com/home.php?src=fftb#!/lancehulsey">Facebook</a> is just killing this blog slowly, but I loved these pictures so much I had to post them. Last night at <a title="Macaroni Grill" href="http://www.romanos.com/Home/Home.aspx">Macaroni Grill</a> one of my daughters and I were goofing around drawing on the paper table cloth at the restaurant. Yeah, I know, it&#8217;s cool that they let you draw on the table cloth. So anyway, here is my version and my daughter&#8217;s version of my version.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dad2twins.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/My-Clown1.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-844 alignleft" title="My Clown" src="http://www.dad2twins.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/My-Clown1-225x300.jpg" alt="" width="225" height="300" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.dad2twins.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Kieras-clown1.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-845" title="Kiera's clown" src="http://www.dad2twins.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Kieras-clown1-225x300.jpg" alt="" width="225" height="300" /></a></p>

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		<title>Just awesome&#8230;&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 05:35:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>4 year old twin girls have no taste&#8230;&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:40:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is what happens when you let your girls choose your Halloween costume. They wanted me to be the tooth fairy. This is my version. (Note the bottle of whiskey to get me through the night of humiliation.) Oh well, there is always next year&#8230;.. Tags: dad2twins, halloween costumes, The Tooth Fairy Related posts Thinking [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_821" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 235px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-821" title="fairy" src="http://www.dad2twins.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/fairy-225x300.jpg" alt="The Tooth Fairy" width="225" height="300" /><p class="wp-caption-text">The Tooth Fairy</p></div>This is what happens when you let your girls choose your Halloween costume. They wanted me to be the tooth fairy.</p>
<p>This is my version. (Note the bottle of whiskey to get me through the night of humiliation.)</p>
<p>Oh well, there is always next year&#8230;..</p>

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		<title>Facebook has sucked the life out of this blog, but&#8230;&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:18:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m still here and I am not going away. I promise I will post more soon. There sure is plenty to talk about. I mean, wassup with Kanye people? Must have been the Hennessy. Or his ego? Poor little Taylor Swift. She finally got her apology. Tags: dad2twins, facebook, Hennessy, Kanye West, Taylor Swift Related [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m still here and I am not going away. I promise I will post more soon. There sure is plenty to talk about.</p>
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<p>I mean, wassup with <a title="Kanye West" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanye_West" target="_blank">Kanye</a> people? Must have been the Hennessy. Or his ego?</p>
<p>Poor little <a title="Taylor Swift" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taylor_Swift" target="_blank">Taylor Swift</a>. She finally got her apology.</p>

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		<title>Sing. Sing a song. Sing it loud. Sing it long.</title>
		<link>http://www.dad2twins.com/2009/06/02/sing-sing-a-song-sing-it-loud-sing-it-long/</link>
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		<description><![CDATA[My daughter, Kiera, has decided to sing us a song from her bed every morning before she gets up. Reese, gets up, goes to the bathroom and get&#8217;s into our bed for a snuggle. Shortly after Reese arrives the singing starts in Kiera&#8217;s bedroom. She sings and sings and sings. It&#8217;s really quite funny and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My daughter, Kiera, has decided to sing us a song from her bed every morning before she gets up. Reese, gets up, goes to the bathroom and get&#8217;s into our bed for a snuggle. Shortly after Reese arrives the singing starts in Kiera&#8217;s bedroom. She sings and sings and sings.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s really quite funny and sweet all at the same time. Reese thinks it&#8217;s silly. </p>

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		<title>Places where kids can still eat free or discounted. Hey it&#8217;s all about the economy.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 17:35:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[With the economy in the crapper, we are all having to tighten our belts a little bit. Last night we went to dinner and found out we just missed the kids eat free time window for the Farty Pants Twins. That got me to thinking. Can you smell my brain? Anyway, where else can kids [...]]]></description>
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<p>With the economy in the crapper, we are all having to tighten our belts a little bit. Last night we went to dinner and found out we just missed the kids eat free time window for the Farty Pants Twins. That got me to thinking. Can you smell my brain? Anyway, where else can kids eat free? Here is my list I was able to compile. It is most definitely incomplete, so leave a comment on places you know kids can eat for free or discounted and I will keep the comments open so people can see the list as it grows. At some point in the future I will update the list with all of your comments and links to those restaurants (assuming they have a website.)</p>
<p>So go out there and enjoy a meal out of the house. Just do it wisely.</p>
<p><strong><a title="Denny's" href="http://www.dennys.com/en/" target="_blank">Denny&#8217;s</a><br />
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<p>At <span style="text-decoration: underline;">some</span> Denny&#8217;s restaurants, kids eat free on Tuesday and Saturday nights. You can receive up to two free kids meals for every one regularly priced adults meal. This is perfect for a single mother or father with two kids! The Denny&#8217;s deal accommodates kids ages 10 and younger.</p>
<p><a title="Lone Star Steakhouse" href="http://www.lonestarsteakhouse.com/files/home.aspx" target="_blank"><strong>Lone Star Steakhouse</strong></a></p>
<p><strong>Lone Star</strong> restaurants embrace an authentic roadhouse theme and serve mesquite-grilled steaks, which are hand-cut fresh daily at each restaurant. Our menu includes &#8220;Texas-sized&#8221; portions of food, including a variety of combinations that are sure to please. With daily specials for lunch and dinner, a variety of appetizers and desserts and a full-service bar, <strong>Lone Star</strong> is a destination restaurant.</p>
<p>The Lone Star Steakhouse chain has a <a title="Kid's Zone" href="http://www.lonestarsteakhouse.com/files/kidszone.aspx" target="_blank">special kids eat free deal</a> for the whole day on Tuesdays. Up to two kids can get a free meal off of the kids menu when one adult buys an entrée meal.</p>
<p><a title="Perkin's" href="http://www.perkinsrestaurants.com/" target="_blank"><strong>Perkins</strong></a></p>
<p>Perkins is the leading operator and franchisor of nearly 500 full-service family dining restaurants located primarily in the Midwest, Florida and Pennsylvania.</p>
<p>At Perkins Restaurants, which are located all over the country, <a title="Perkin's Kids" href="http://www.perkinsrestaurants.com/kids" target="_blank">kids can get a free cookie and free drink</a> with their kids meal.</p>
<p><a title="Baja Fresh" href="http://www.bajafresh.com/" target="_blank"><strong>Baja Fresh</strong></a></p>
<p>Baja Fresh is excellent, fresh mexican food. Here is waht they say: It takes a lot of hard work and dedication to bring our customers the Baja Fresh® experience. Fresh ingredients, expert preparation, clean cheerful surroundings, genuine smiles, value for the dollar, and prompt courteous service are a tall order to fill&#8230;and our people do it, day in and day out.</p>
<p>At our local Baja Fresh, kids eat free on Wednesdays at 4PM. Check with your local Baja Fresh Franchise to find out what deals they offer.</p>
<p><strong>Here are some great links to other websites that show you &#8220;Kids eat free&#8221; deals.</strong></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://coupondivas.com/kids-eat-free/">Coupon Diva&#8217;s</a></strong> &#8211; Excellent site showing deals by day of the week and restaurant.</p>
<p><strong><a title="Kid's eat free" href="http://mykidseatfree.com/index.asp" target="_blank">Kid&#8217;s Eat Free</a></strong> &#8211; A great site to search for deals by state.</p>
<p><a title="Kid's Meal Deals" href="http://www.kidsmealdeals.com/" target="_blank"><strong>Kid&#8217;s Meal Deals</strong></a> &#8211; Another site to find that kid&#8217;s meal deal.</p>
<p><a title="Kid's eat free" href="http://www.kidseatfree.com/" target="_blank"><strong>Kid&#8217;s Eat Free</strong></a> &#8211; Once again, a great compilation of deals for kid&#8217;s meals.</p>
<p>Good luck and good eating on the cheap.</p>
<p>-Dad2twins</p>

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		<title>Vacation planning with twins and my new rule about airplanes.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 17:30:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dad2twins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s that time of year. I just finished with our busy season at work. I can finally come up for air and start thinking about summer plans. What shall we do? Where shall we do it? What will it cost? And the most important question, when I&#8217;m done doing it, will I still be married [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="size-full wp-image-789 alignleft" style="border: 0pt none; margin-left: 3px; margin-right: 3px;" title="usa" src="http://www.dad2twins.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/usa.jpg" alt="usa" width="138" height="87" />It&#8217;s that time of year. I just finished with our busy season at work. I can finally come up for air and start thinking about summer plans. What shall we do? Where shall we do it? What will it cost? And the most important question, when I&#8217;m done doing it, will I still be married and will my kids still be alive?</p>
<p>Yes, you guessed it, it&#8217;s vacation planning time at Farty Pants World Headquarters.</p>
<p>Over the past couple of years, we have taken the kids to Europe to see family, and with family in tow to Tahiti, New Zealand and Hawaii. Yes, I know. I am not asking you to cry me a river. We are fortunate. But! All of these trips entailed getting on airplanes and traveling long distances so that we could enjoy whereever we were.</p>
<p>I love to travel. My wife loves to travel. Believe it or not, my kids love to travel. They are great fliers. They have been traveling since they were born. They think airports are fun. They love to drag their little carry on behind them through airports all over the world. They know that they have to take off their shoes going through security. They expect airport toilets to be yucky, and they can play on the airport people movers for hours waiting to board the next flight at 4 a.m. in the morning in some far off land. In short, they are travel veterans.</p>
<p>But I have laid down the law this year. No more airplanes for the rest of this year. I want to return to the simple life. Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I want to travel. I need to travel. I have lots to see. In a <a title="Places I've been" href="http://www.dad2twins.com/2008/04/15/its-participation-time-at-dad2twinscom-where-have-you-been/" target="_blank">previous post</a> I mentioned that I have been to a lot of places. Upon reflection, I realized I have not been to enough places in my own back yard. I&#8217;m speaking of the good ol&#8217; U.S. of A.  So I have convinced my wife that this years vacation will be a driving vacation. She is thrilled. (Insert sarcastic looking facial expression here.)</p>
<p>It has taken some convincing. Alright, even some begging. No torture though. We in the nation of Farty Pants are above that. I got a bug up my ass that we should rent <a title="Cruise America" href="http://www.cruiseamerica.com/" target="_blank">one of these</a> and hit the road. I really want to go to <a title="Yellowstone" href="http://www.nps.gov/yell/" target="_blank">Yellowstone</a>.</p>
<p>I mapped it out on <a title="Google Maps" href="http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&amp;source=s_d&amp;hl=en&amp;geocode=&amp;saddr=Roseville,+ca&amp;daddr=Yellowstone+National+Park,+Wyoming&amp;sll=36.918311,-121.776762&amp;sspn=0.01218,0.01914&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;t=h&amp;z=6" target="_blank">Google Maps</a> and and it is doable. The kids can pee and poop as we drive. My wife promises me she will keep the car sickness to a minimum and we can travel in style. Our own self-contained mobile Farty Pants World Headquarters. I bet I can even blog about the trip as we drive.</p>
<p>So, stay tuned. If I can get one of those mobile beauties rented for a reasonable price and at a reasonable time, we will be doing my favorite past time. ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>P.S. I bet we are on a plane again before the year is out.</p>

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		<title>Happy Birthday to the Farty Pants Twins! #4</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here we all are in Hawaii.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Daddy, I can wipe all by myself.&#8221; Really? Should I be checking? Am I a bad Dad? I didn&#8217;t! They are almost Four and have been potty trained since a very, very, early age. Tags: poopy, potty training, Raising Twins Related posts Would you want this guy fathering your twins? (2) We now have gardeners [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Daddy, I can wipe all by myself.&#8221;</p>
<p>Really? Should I be checking? Am I a bad Dad? I didn&#8217;t!</p>
<p>They are almost Four and have been potty trained since a very, very, early age.</p>

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