Category: All is right with the world

You’ve come a long way girls…. »

Next week the Farty Pants Twins start Kindergarten. Yeah, I know, I can’t believe it either. We are still feeding them and they are still growing. Who knew we could keep them alive long enough for them to get to Kindergarten. Next stop…..College. I guess I better start saving some money now. Oh wait, they [...]

Just clowning around….. »

I know, fall off your chair. I am posting a new post to my blog. Really. Facebook is just killing this blog slowly, but I loved these pictures so much I had to post them. Last night at Macaroni Grill one of my daughters and I were goofing around drawing on the paper table cloth [...]

Just awesome…… »

Send your own ElfYourself eCards Tags: Elf yourself, Jib Jab Related posts No related posts.

4 year old twin girls have no taste…… »

This is what happens when you let your girls choose your Halloween costume. They wanted me to be the tooth fairy. This is my version. (Note the bottle of whiskey to get me through the night of humiliation.) Oh well, there is always next year….. Tags: dad2twins, halloween costumes, The Tooth Fairy Related posts Thinking [...]

Facebook has sucked the life out of this blog, but……. »

I’m still here and I am not going away. I promise I will post more soon. There sure is plenty to talk about. I mean, wassup with Kanye people? Must have been the Hennessy. Or his ego? Poor little Taylor Swift. She finally got her apology. Tags: dad2twins, facebook, Hennessy, Kanye West, Taylor Swift Related [...]

Sing. Sing a song. Sing it loud. Sing it long. »

My daughter, Kiera, has decided to sing us a song from her bed every morning before she gets up. Reese, gets up, goes to the bathroom and get’s into our bed for a snuggle. Shortly after Reese arrives the singing starts in Kiera’s bedroom. She sings and sings and sings. It’s really quite funny and [...]

Places where kids can still eat free or discounted. Hey it’s all about the economy. »

With the economy in the crapper, we are all having to tighten our belts a little bit. Last night we went to dinner and found out we just missed the kids eat free time window for the Farty Pants Twins. That got me to thinking. Can you smell my brain? Anyway, where else can kids [...]

Vacation planning with twins and my new rule about airplanes. »

It’s that time of year. I just finished with our busy season at work. I can finally come up for air and start thinking about summer plans. What shall we do? Where shall we do it? What will it cost? And the most important question, when I’m done doing it, will I still be married [...]

Happy Birthday to the Farty Pants Twins! #4 »

Here we all are in Hawaii. Rate this: 3.2 Tags: 4th Birthday, Farty Pants Twins, Happy Birthday Related posts Xbox4nappyrash.com has acquired Dad2twins.com in a hostile takeover. (3) WTF? (5) Who is this guy in the red suit and why is he talking to me? (2)

Things you never expected to be told in your life….. »

“Daddy, I can wipe all by myself.” Really? Should I be checking? Am I a bad Dad? I didn’t! They are almost Four and have been potty trained since a very, very, early age. Rate this: 3.6 (2 people) Tags: poopy, potty training, Raising Twins Related posts Would you want this guy fathering your twins? [...]

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