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This is what happens when you let your girls choose your Halloween costume. They wanted me to be the tooth fairy.
This is my version. (Note the bottle of whiskey to get me through the night of humiliation.)
Oh well, there is always next year…..

I’m still here and I am not going away. I promise I will post more soon. There sure is plenty to talk about.

I mean, wassup with Kanye people? Must have been the Hennessy. Or his ego?
Poor little Taylor Swift. She finally got her apology.

My daughter, Kiera, has decided to sing us a song from her bed every morning before she gets up. Reese, gets up, goes to the bathroom and get’s into our bed for a snuggle. Shortly after Reese arrives the singing starts in Kiera’s bedroom. She sings and sings and sings.
It’s really quite funny and sweet [...]

With the economy in the crapper, we are all having to tighten our belts a little bit. Last night we went to dinner and found out we just missed the kids eat free time window for the Farty Pants Twins. That got me to thinking. Can you smell my brain? Anyway, where else can kids [...]

It’s that time of year. I just finished with our busy season at work. I can finally come up for air and start thinking about summer plans. What shall we do? Where shall we do it? What will it cost? And the most important question, when I’m done doing it, will I still be married [...]

Here we all are in Hawaii.

Rate this: 3.2

“Daddy, I can wipe all by myself.”
Really? Should I be checking? Am I a bad Dad? I didn’t!
They are almost Four and have been potty trained since a very, very, early age.
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Her name is Pono.

She’s a ukulele. Nice huh? My kids call it a baby guitar. I call it my beauty.
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Having twins is always entertaining. While I like to think each day is more exciting then the next, truthfully, they all feel a little bit the same. A typical day in oour house starts with the girls waking us up. Those days that they sleep in are so few and far between that we truly [...]