Category: All is not right with the world
By dad2twins on Aug 9, 2010 in All is not right with the world, All is right with the world, Buddies, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 1 Comment
Next week the Farty Pants Twins start Kindergarten. Yeah, I know, I can’t believe it either. We are still feeding them and they are still growing. Who knew we could keep them alive long enough for them to get to Kindergarten. Next stop…..College. I guess I better start saving some money now. Oh wait, they [...]
By dad2twins on Dec 16, 2009 in All is not right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Warnings | 0 Comments
Last night was a BAD night. At 2AM my daughter woke me up because she was visited by a monster. She cannot describe the monster because she was to traumatized by the visit to describe the drive by. Needless to say, the visit didn’t just effect her, but dragged me into the dream as well. [...]
By dad2twins on Dec 1, 2009 in All is not right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Person of the week, What was I thinking? | 2 Comments
I am just a bad blogger these days. While I am consumed with good intentions, I can’t seem to leave my dirty mistress facebook long enough to post over here. On top of that, my band Enesen’s fan page is consuming my time and then there is the kids and family, etc. What is a [...]
By dad2twins on Oct 9, 2009 in All is not right with the world, Buddies, Did I ask for your advice?, Featured, People I would like to meet, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 3 Comments
I don’t deserve you. I’ve taken advantage of your readership. You toil away each day reading your favorite blogs. I once might have been one of them. So if you are still out there let me know so I can personally apologize to you for abandoning you to facebook. I am still here though and [...]
By dad2twins on Sep 15, 2009 in All is not right with the world, All is right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Featured, Random thoughts... | 0 Comments
I’m still here and I am not going away. I promise I will post more soon. There sure is plenty to talk about. I mean, wassup with Kanye people? Must have been the Hennessy. Or his ego? Poor little Taylor Swift. She finally got her apology. Tags: dad2twins, facebook, Hennessy, Kanye West, Taylor Swift Related [...]
By dad2twins on May 21, 2009 in All is not right with the world, All is right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, How cool is this - Products and Services, Huh? You must be kidding?, Random thoughts..., What was I thinking? | 0 Comments
With the economy in the crapper, we are all having to tighten our belts a little bit. Last night we went to dinner and found out we just missed the kids eat free time window for the Farty Pants Twins. That got me to thinking. Can you smell my brain? Anyway, where else can kids [...]
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dad2twins on Apr 10, 2009 in All is not right with the world, All is right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Huh? You must be kidding?, Warnings, What was I thinking? | 0 Comments
“Daddy, I can wipe all by myself.” Really? Should I be checking? Am I a bad Dad? I didn’t! They are almost Four and have been potty trained since a very, very, early age. Rate this: 3.6 (2 people) Tags: poopy, potty training, Raising Twins Related posts Would you want this guy fathering your twins? [...]
By dad2twins on Feb 17, 2009 in All is not right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 1 Comment
Repeat after me…. “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not going to Hawaii today.” “No we are not [...]
By dad2twins on Feb 12, 2009 in All is not right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 4 Comments
I don’t know where this blog went wrong? It started as a blog about my twin girls. Their adventures, and my exploits as their father. That’s it. It was my exploits. That’s where I went wrong. You see, I was invited to the bachelor party of a friend of mine. We live a couple of [...]
By dad2twins on Jan 31, 2009 in All is not right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 4 Comments
My girls are almost four years old. Well okay, in April, but that’s close right? I never thought I would say this, but I long for the days of diapers on the girls. Yes, you heard me right. Please bring back the diapers. Don’t get me wrong. I don’t miss the expense of buying truck-loads [...]
