Category: All is not right with the world

New rules for monsters visiting our house….. »

Last night was a BAD night. At 2AM my daughter woke me up because she was visited by a monster. She cannot describe the monster because she was to traumatized by the visit to describe the drive by. Needless to say, the visit didn’t just effect her, but dragged me into the dream as well.
So [...]

Nothing to read here…… »

I am just a bad blogger these days. While I am consumed with good intentions, I can’t seem to leave my dirty mistress facebook long enough to post over here. On top of that, my band Enesen’s fan page is consuming my time and then there is the kids and family, etc.
What is a Dad2twins [...]

Are you still there? »

I don’t deserve you. I’ve taken advantage of your readership. You toil away each day reading your favorite blogs. I once might have been one of them. So if you are still out there let me know so I can personally apologize to you for abandoning you to facebook. I am still here though and [...]

Facebook has sucked the life out of this blog, but……. »

I’m still here and I am not going away. I promise I will post more soon. There sure is plenty to talk about.

I mean, wassup with Kanye people? Must have been the Hennessy. Or his ego?
Poor little Taylor Swift. She finally got her apology.

Places where kids can still eat free or discounted. Hey it’s all about the economy. »

With the economy in the crapper, we are all having to tighten our belts a little bit. Last night we went to dinner and found out we just missed the kids eat free time window for the Farty Pants Twins. That got me to thinking. Can you smell my brain? Anyway, where else can kids [...]

Things you never expected to be told in your life….. »

“Daddy, I can wipe all by myself.”
Really? Should I be checking? Am I a bad Dad? I didn’t!
They are almost Four and have been potty trained since a very, very, early age.
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Big mistake telling the kids we are going on vacation to soon. »

Repeat after me….
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are not going to Hawaii today.”
“No we are [...]

I guess it’s all about the strip clubs on my blog. »

I don’t know where this blog went wrong? It started as a blog about my twin girls. Their adventures, and my exploits as their father. That’s it. It was my exploits.
That’s where I went wrong.
You see, I was invited to the bachelor party of a friend of mine. We live a couple of hours drive [...]

Can we go back to diapers? »

My girls are almost four years old. Well okay, in April, but that’s close right? I never thought I would say this, but I long for the days of diapers on the girls. Yes, you heard me right. Please bring back the diapers.
Don’t get me wrong. I don’t miss the expense of buying truck-loads of [...]

Goodbye Mr. President »

I guess Bush spoke last night. And from what I hear, no one listened. Did you see it? I didn’t. I had much better things to do, like take my kids to dinner and spend some quality time with them.
Besides, all I want to hear from Bush is the door closing behind his Presidency. Goodbye [...]

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