Dad2twins

Last night was a BAD night. At 2AM my daughter woke me up because she was visited by a monster. She cannot describe the monster because she was to traumatized by the visit to describe the drive by. Needless to say, the visit didn’t just effect her, but dragged me into the dream as well.
So [...]

I am just a bad blogger these days. While I am consumed with good intentions, I can’t seem to leave my dirty mistress facebook long enough to post over here. On top of that, my band Enesen’s fan page is consuming my time and then there is the kids and family, etc.
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This is what happens when you let your girls choose your Halloween costume. They wanted me to be the tooth fairy.
This is my version. (Note the bottle of whiskey to get me through the night of humiliation.)
Oh well, there is always next year…..

I don’t deserve you. I’ve taken advantage of your readership. You toil away each day reading your favorite blogs. I once might have been one of them. So if you are still out there let me know so I can personally apologize to you for abandoning you to facebook. I am still here though and [...]

I’m still here and I am not going away. I promise I will post more soon. There sure is plenty to talk about.

I mean, wassup with Kanye people? Must have been the Hennessy. Or his ego?
Poor little Taylor Swift. She finally got her apology.

My daughter, Kiera, has decided to sing us a song from her bed every morning before she gets up. Reese, gets up, goes to the bathroom and get’s into our bed for a snuggle. Shortly after Reese arrives the singing starts in Kiera’s bedroom. She sings and sings and sings.
It’s really quite funny and sweet [...]

Blast this song when you see them coming down the street towards your house.
It also works for the sellers of religion too!
Warning: this song may offend you. I don’t really care though.
[Audio clip: view full post to listen]

With the economy in the crapper, we are all having to tighten our belts a little bit. Last night we went to dinner and found out we just missed the kids eat free time window for the Farty Pants Twins. That got me to thinking. Can you smell my brain? Anyway, where else can kids [...]

It’s that time of year. I just finished with our busy season at work. I can finally come up for air and start thinking about summer plans. What shall we do? Where shall we do it? What will it cost? And the most important question, when I’m done doing it, will I still be married [...]