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Twitter me this? »

I can’t seem to figure out if I should stay here and blog or just tweet my way through the Farty Pants Twins life? Hmmmmmm? Do I have more than a few characters worth to say? Obviously not lately. By the way, you can find me on twitter @dad2twins. Tags: Blogging, dad2twins, daddy bloggers, mommy [...]

The Holidays…..Christmas »

As a continuation of my post before Thanksgiving, it is time to revisit Christmas. Now this is a holiday. Christmas is a special time of year. Not because of it’s religious significance. Which I agree, for many, is what the holiday is centered around. I am sometimes jealous of those who wrap themselves in the [...]

Seriously, I need a restraining order against one of my cats. »

There is not a night that goes by that I don’t get harassed by my cat Jet. That’s her over there on the left. We live in a house with two cats, one dog, an occasional rat from the kids school, the Farty Pants Twins and my lovely wife. Oh and me, the victim. Jet [...]

The Holidays….Thanksgiving »

I love Thanksgiving and Christmas. I like Halloween too. But I really love Thanksgiving and Christmas. I consider the “Holiday Season” the best time of the year. You start with Halloween and bookend it with New Years Eve. Both those holidays are throwaway holidays for me though. The real meat and potatoes of the holiday [...]

I just can’t quit you! »

As hard as I try, I just can’t quit this blog. In the last year I have done very little to keep your attention. I’ve ignored you, kicked you to the curb, occasionally I think about you, but mostly I just keep hoping you will forgive me for what I have done to you. Today [...]

You’ve come a long way girls…. »

Next week the Farty Pants Twins start Kindergarten. Yeah, I know, I can’t believe it either. We are still feeding them and they are still growing. Who knew we could keep them alive long enough for them to get to Kindergarten. Next stop…..College. I guess I better start saving some money now. Oh wait, they [...]

Just clowning around….. »

I know, fall off your chair. I am posting a new post to my blog. Really. Facebook is just killing this blog slowly, but I loved these pictures so much I had to post them. Last night at Macaroni Grill one of my daughters and I were goofing around drawing on the paper table cloth [...]

New rules for monsters visiting our house….. »

Last night was a BAD night. At 2AM my daughter woke me up because she was visited by a monster. She cannot describe the monster because she was to traumatized by the visit to describe the drive by. Needless to say, the visit didn’t just effect her, but dragged me into the dream as well. [...]

Nothing to read here…… »

I am just a bad blogger these days. While I am consumed with good intentions, I can’t seem to leave my dirty mistress facebook long enough to post over here. On top of that, my band Enesen’s fan page is consuming my time and then there is the kids and family, etc. What is a [...]

Just awesome…… »

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