Dad2twins

Well happy bonus blogging day. I just made that up.
So, it is February 29th. Happy Birthday to all the leap year babies. Is it really true you only age every four years? How cool would that be, unless you are waiting to turn 21. It would take about 80 years or so to do that, [...]

Rock Star Mommy has decided to retire her blog. Best wishes and good luck in your next (new) endeavor from Dad2twins. Here is an archive picture of her wearing a Dad Gone Mad T-shirt.

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Here is one of the Farty Pants twins doing the big pimp’n look for her Auntie Andrea. She is wearing her great Grandma’s costume jewelry and flashing the hometown gang signs toddler style.
I think I need to start saving for bail.

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…..boy is he bummed that he didn’t win last night. But he stoked that he got a kiss from the winner, Daniel Day-Lewis.
I called to give him my condolences and we decided the best thing to do to get over the loss is hit the road on our motorcycles for a nice day ride to [...]

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I must preface this post by saying, I never get nominated or win anything. That little black cloud has hung with me my entire life.
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Hi!
If you found me for the first time today, I want to welcome you to my sick little site on the blogisphere. If you already know me, then consider this message a “good day” message.
Thanks for visiting.
- Lance

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My kids are dealing with a bully. This bully happens to be the child of one of my wifes friends. This little girl is my kids age and they often play together. This little girl is a sweet girl when she is NOT hitting my kids or any kids in the vicinity.
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I know you can’t hear, see, or speak to me directly, but neither could she….. and she still loved me….. and I loved her.

Happy Valentines Day.

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