Britney’s behavior has invaded my house…

My girls have no idea who Britney Spears is. They don’t know that she contributes $120 million to our economy. They don’t show up to dinner drunk or on pills or spouting uncontrollably. Well okay, maybe they do spout uncontrollably. Tonight at dinner I noticed the girls sitting on their chairs all funny. I asked why they were sitting like that. Then they lifted their dresses to show me they were NOT wearing underwear.

“The chair is cold.” Kiera says.

“No underwear?” I said? “What is going on, are you pulling a Britney on me?”

Then Reese said. “Who’s Brit-mey?”

“Never mind!”

I changed the subject.

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  1. LOL! Too funny. You need to keep those girls away from TMZ.

    no imageChristine (Check me out!) | Jan 28, 2008 | Reply

  2. That’s hilarous.

    no imageJason (Check me out!) | Jan 29, 2008 | Reply

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