Way to early for this conversation on several levels….
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dad2twins on Jan 22, 2008 in Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking?
This morning at 6:30 am our girls hopped into bed with us to wake us for the day. Every morning I get up and make them their favorite sugar free hot chocolate drink. As with every morning, the girls are chatty and want to talk about something, anything with us as we pry open our eyes in a painful exchange of “No, you talk to them this morning.” I lost. So the topic of our early morning conversation today. Vagina’s and Penis’s. (Or is that Peni (Pee-nye)? Think kindergarten Cop, the movie. When the little girls says, “Girls have a vagina and boys have a penis.” Remember?As usual with every morning, the girls have to one up each other as they discuss their morning topic with us. This morning an argument broke out that didn’t even make any sense. Both girls were arguing the same point. Each with a louder and louder refrain. “Daddy has a penis and mommy has a vagina. Kiera, you have a vagina and me too!” Then Kiera says, “No, daddy has a penis and mommy has a vagina and Reese has a vagina and me too!”Back and forth it went until I realized that Hey! I don’t really care to hear this at 6:30 am.Come to find out, I missed the start of the conversation where one of them said they had to go to the bathroom and my wife reminded them to wipe. Oh well. This is life with all females in my house.I think I have to go to the bathroom now. See ya! Oh, and I hope my blog does not get tagged as a ADULT blog for this post. Keep your fingers crossed.
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Ah, one of the joys of parenthood! Ev told me last night that she really likes my boobs. I guess she could have said worse…
Kelly | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
You need a male cat or dog or something to help balance out the x chromosomes.
Arwen | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
Wow…the penis was the subject of our blog post today too. At least our son doesn’t talk about it. He just plays with it.
Jason | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
My 2 year old son walked in on me in the bathroom and said, “Mommy – where’s YOUR pee pee (aka penis)? It’s GONE!” in sheer panic. I think he would have gone looking for it if I didn’t explain to him that girls and boys have different bodies. You’re not alone. ;o)
Cindy | Jan 23, 2008 | Reply