There is a reason we call them the Farty Pants twins….
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dad2twins on Jan 13, 2008 in All is right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Random thoughts...
Tonight at dinner Reese was sitting on the edge of her chair. I told her several times to sit back in her chair and stop goofing around. I told her she would fall off if she didn’t watch it. She told me no, she was fine. I used my big daddy voice and told her to SIT on the chair. She did for about 5 seconds then she started goofing off again and fell off the chair and landed on her back and banged her head on the tile floor.
Of course she started crying because I imagine it must have hurt to hit her head on the tile floor. But the best part was that as she was crying, with every sob she farted. Think about this people, sob, fart, sob, fart. Of course I started laughing. My wife was not amused. Okay, so I’m juvenile. It may be cruel but damn it was funny.
Oh yea, she recovered in about 10 seconds after it happened. Me, I still haven’t stopped laughing. Oh, and Kiera kept eating and minding her own business. All we heard from her was a little giggle when she heard Reese fart.
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Pain->Crying->Farting->Laughing->All Better
So…. farting is the best medicine?
I so wish I could say “I told you so” to my kids!
That’s hilarious. I think I laughed so hard I squeezed out a few.
I would have laughed. Heck, I giggled when reading the story.
I had a great grandmother who, in her old age, began farting every time she lifted her leg to walk up a step. To this very day I still laugh when I think about it. Point in fact, farts are funny