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Here is Kiera dancing away in our kitchen area wearing a garbage bag as clothing. She uses the straps as suspenders. Reese is a little slow catching on but then runs to Mom to get her own bag. We do actually clothe these children. I swear. Rate this: 2.9 Tags: bad parents, dad2twins, dad2twins.com, Farty [...]

I was playing with the Farty Pants Twins this morning and we were doing the “This little piggy” thing with their toes. You know the one, “This little piggy went to market This little piggy went home This little piggy had roast beef this little piggy had none and this little piggy cried wee, wee, [...]

My girls have no idea who Britney Spears is. They don’t know that she contributes $120 million to our economy. They don’t show up to dinner drunk or on pills or spouting uncontrollably. Well okay, maybe they do spout uncontrollably. Tonight at dinner I noticed the girls sitting on their chairs all funny. I asked [...]

The girls have discovered the cabinet with the baking stuff in it. Among the things they don’t want, like nuts and baking soda and yeast are these little yummies. Now my wife uses them as rewards. Just like dog treats for a dog. Sit. Shake. Heal. Roll over. Yes dear but what about the kids? [...]

They say it comes in threes… Brad Renfro Heath Ledger ?????? Come on, just look at her. Rate this: 2.9 Tags: 2008, Brad Renfro, Britney Spears, dad2twins, dad2twins.com, Death in threes, Heath Ledger, twins Related posts Yes, I know I’m rubbing it in, but….. (5) Xbox4nappyrash.com has acquired Dad2twins.com in a hostile takeover. (3) Whoops, [...]

I was contacted a week or two ago by a guy named Matt over at For your Imagination. They produce Dadlabs. If you haven’t seen Dadlabs and you are a parent, you must find your way over to their site. I must admit, I had heard of Dadlabs, but never made it to their site [...]

For some reason my paragraphs all run together and I seem to have lost my ability to format my text. Anyone? Anyone? Help. Rate this: 2.9No tag for this post. Related posts No related posts.

This morning at 6:30 am our girls hopped into bed with us to wake us for the day. Every morning I get up and make them their favorite sugar free hot chocolate drink. As with every morning, the girls are chatty and want to talk about something, anything with us as we pry open our [...]

I’m glad to see Reese is putting good use to the most annoying Christmas toy of last year (other than the Disney Princess cash register). She is much more into music than Kiera. Look what a month’s worth of practice has achieved. True talent is just priceless. Reese’s recital Rate this: 2.9 Tags: 2008, Christmas, [...]

I decided to launch the new and improved Dad2twins theme today There are still some bells and whistles to add, but I am about 75% ready so I thought, “what the heck” I would launch on my second anniversary instead of waiting until tomorrow or the next day. There will be all kinds of links [...]