We are deep into potty training here at the Farty Pants world headquarters. Everything is pee and poop, all day and all night. The girls want to take a pro-active roll in there discharges and who are we to get in the way. BUT! This is just a sampling of what we contend with at the headquarters. In no particular order.

1. “Daddy pee pee.”
2. “Mommy pee pee.”
3. “Mommy, Daddy pee pee.”
4. “Reese poopy.” Courtesy of Kiera.
5. “Reese poopy” Courtesy of Reese. She calls Kiera Reese also. I have no idea why.
6. “Poopy now!”
7. “I want pajama’s.” This is how they bribe us into thinking they are going to sleep. Lies, all lies.
8. “I poop.”
9. “Daddy stinky” Yeah, I get blamed for everything around here.
10. “Uh oh!” - For just about everything they do.

They are constantly taking off their clothes, diapers (if they are wearing any), underwear without the diapers, pajama’s, etc, etc.

We are exhausted just keeping up with them. Oh and my wife leaves tomorrow for Germany with the girls by herself.

I am feeling awfuly guilty right now.

But it won’t last.

Then I’ll do my daddy home alone without the wife and kids dance in my underwear(maybe), without shaving all week, and farting all day long ,while drinking beer and watching sports on tv.

Can I get a Hell Ya from the Dads in the audience?!

Now back to reality.

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