Oh to be young and stupid again…

I remember vividly my teenage years. I was able to do really stupid stuff, play soccer, and chase girls. But the most important thing I was able to do was SLEEP IN!

Do you remember sleeping in? Let me take you back…. It’s Saturday morning, you’re all snuggly in bed and the only thing you have to worry about is that piss hard-on that is keeping you from really relaxing. You gather yourself out of bed and go pee and then you quickly jump back in bed for another few hours of blissful sleep.

**Reality Check** I am a Dad2twins.

Now I’m lucky if I see the inside of my eyelids past 5:30am. My piss hard-on starts at 4:00am and I can’t BELIEVE I have to friggin get up with those nightmares I call my children. WTF!!!!

I’m just saying.

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  1. Did I NOT tell you – while you two were pregnant – to sleep because you would not get any sleep after they were born? ;o) I the farty pants twins get up so early because they go to bed so early.

    Cindy | Jul 22, 2007 | Reply

  2. I am reading your posts and to be honest, I’m scared shitless. I have 2 girls on the way and live in fear.

    Jayson | Aug 15, 2007 | Reply

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