Dad2twins

It’s funny how it takes until the end of July to get settled into summer. I imagine I may be feeling this way only because of the drama our family has had to endure since the May death’s of my Dad, Grandma, and beloved neighbor. But still, I am only now feeling as if summer [...]

As many of you know, my Dad died in May. May 16th to be exact.
Well, after much planning, we had his “Celebration of life” party last Sunday.
My Dad was a big fan of the Hawaiian Islands and anything tropical. So we invited about 200 of his friends, family, business associates and acquaintances to a big [...]

Me: Hi Jo. You don’t mind if I call you Jo do you?
JK: No, that’s my name.
Me: So how does your new book, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows end? You can tell me, I don’t have any readers anyway.
JK: Whilst I’d like to tell you, I am under a contractual obligation not to.
Me: Can [...]

I remember vividly my teenage years. I was able to do really stupid stuff, play soccer, and chase girls. But the most important thing I was able to do was SLEEP IN!
Do you remember sleeping in? Let me take you back…. It’s Saturday morning, you’re all snuggly in bed and the only thing you have [...]

I believe with all my heart that my wife gave birth to fish. I have been checking the farty pants twins for gills, and have yet to discover where they keep them.
We are all about water. All of the time. Yes, we live on the face of hell in the summer time and it [...]

Let me begin by saying, we are a gaseous family. At least on my side. Though my Wife can compete with the best of them. (Yes, we are that juvenile sometimes.) I mean, come on, I do call my kids the Farty Pants Twins for a reason.
So, suffice it to say, that tonight at dinner, [...]

So here I am in Vegas, I just won an ass-load of money. I hit 777. Can you believe it. I hit 777 on 7-7-07. I know, how cool is that. I can’t believe it either.
And neither should you. I’m really in the Lake Tahoe area and it’s a beautiful day. Hanging with the family [...]

I’m heading to Spain.
Well, not really. But this is what you get to do if you are stressed and Spanish.
Check it out.
[tags] Stressed in Spain [/tags]
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My kids play with Cabbage Patch Dolls on occasion. They play with those ugly, weird, out of proportion Cabbage Patch Dolls. Just looking at them makes me think ughh! But! Here is the thing…Our Cabbage Patch Dolls are black. We are white folk. Oh, and if you must know, I could give a shit that [...]