A mystery solved…
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dad2twins on Feb 2, 2007 in Did I ask for your advice?, What was I thinking?
Like most children, our girls like to run around naked as often as possible. But what I could not figure out was why the wanted to put bandaids on their vagina.
Now I know… My wife said they saw her put a tampon in. Now, aroound here, it’s bandaids on the vaginas all day long.
Oh well, mystery solved.
I need some guy time I think. Testosterone anyone?
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OMG! Not many things make me laugh out loud - congratulations, my friend! Just wait until they start asking questions and you’re fumbling around for answers. Although I suppose your wife will bear the brunt of that one!
My Hannah (7) was looking at a book of rabbits the other day and said, “I know how they make babies.” With a little trepidation I asked, “How?” She calmly answered, “The boy rabbit gets on top of the girl rabbit.” All I could say was, “You are absolutely right.” And then I quickly left so she wouldn’t ask any follow-up questions. Oy! I’m not ready!!
Melissa R. Garrett | Feb 2, 2007 | Reply
Aren’t band aids the newest thing in fashion? At least it looks like that’s all those teeny boppers have on when they go to the beach these days; strategically placed band aids. Not that I’d know because we’re completely land locked with no beaches. All I know about beaches I learned from MTV.
Christine | Feb 2, 2007 | Reply
Oh man, Ian tries to give me a tampon every morning lately. I get out of bed and go to pee and he opens the drawer and hands me a tampon.
I say “Thank you, but I really don’t need one today, honey.” This has happened every day this week.
I won’t tell them about the band-aid thing. They would think that was a great idea. ESPECIALLY since I just bought Claudia some Hello Kitty band-aids (yes, I thought of you).
Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah | Feb 2, 2007 | Reply
Like most children? Try like most adults….
Anonymous | Feb 5, 2007 | Reply
Like most children? Try like most adults….
Grant Miller | Feb 5, 2007 | Reply
This one was just too classic not link to my Monday Morning Munchies! Everyday I warn my hubby about all the ‘mysteries’ of raising a daughter. He laughs bc he thinks I’m just exaggerating. I should send this post to him as proof.
Thanks for sharing!
Mama's Moon | Feb 18, 2007 | Reply