Know any good strip clubs in Reno?
By dad2twins on Jan 25, 2007 in Did I ask for your advice?, What was I thinking?
Okay, before you start to go off on me for the headline, give me a second to explain.
A few weeks back, my old college roommate, who I’m still buddies with asked me to help him plan his bachelor party. It is his second bachelor party. I did go to the first one 13 years ago and yes, he is getting remarried. (I still adore his first wife by the way.) Anyway, those that know me, know I’m not really much of a bachelor party kind of guy. And yes, I said yes to my buddy. If I am nothing, I am very loyal to my friends. (File this decision under taking one for the team)
Now I used to be a great party guy in my younger, wilder days as a rock star type guy. (Another story for another day, sorry.) So, I figured I had left those days behind years and years ago. Well, my buddy wants to do the whole getting drunk, stripper, staying out late, getting drunk again, getting stoned (I don’t partake) and more strippers. Me, I’d like to be in bed by 11:00. After all, I am a father of 20 month old twins. As parents we really don’t sleep. Can I get a hell yes!
So, I have booked the rooms in Reno, we have an itinerary for the night, except, I have no idea what to do about the strip clubs. So do you know any strip clubs in Reno? I am resigned to the realization I will be spending the evening in these establishments, so give me some good ones worth my time.
Either that, or I sneak off and go to bed after everyone else is too drunk to notice.
And if you were wondering, my wife is very cool about the whole strip club thing. She told me today to enjoy myself because it might be the only chance I have to see a perfect body every again in person. And yes, I told her I think she has a perfect body already. She loves me and I love her.
See you after the party. I will give you all the details next week. Oh, and if you are in Reno this weekend, let me know.
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Hell yes!
Ok, now that I have that out of the way…just days before my best friend got married [the first time] there was a group of male strippers coming to town. I decided it was a bachelorette party and we needed to partake in some half naked men. Only problem was, she was she was five months pregnant with her first child and I was four months pregnant with my twins. So, yeah, strippers without alcohol isn’t as fun as you’d think.
Years later, I got a stripper for her 30th birthday. The party was at another friends house. I went over to help set up and then left at 6:30 to pick up my boys from basketball practice. My best friend wasn’t there when I left. When I got back around 7:15 she was not only there, but already drunk. By the time the stripper got there at 9pm she was passed out. So she has now lost her stripper priveledges.
Have fun on your trip!
Christine | Jan 25, 2007 | Reply
I don’t know of any off of the top of my head, but if one comes to mind you will be the first to know.
Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah | Jan 25, 2007 | Reply
Lisa says she hopes we find a better strip club than the one her and I went to in Vegas, and that I get at least partial wood.
btw…. Suit up!
Sheafe | Jan 26, 2007 | Reply
I never totally understood strip clubs. It’s like going into a Faberge Egg store. You can look all you want but if you touch anything it will cost you a fortune.
Maybe that says more about me than strip clubs.
Oh yeah, I have a niece who is a “dancer” or was, at least. The pride of the family, as you can imagine.
Grant Miller, Esq. | Jan 26, 2007 | Reply