Dammit! I got caught.

Damn Girl Scouts. They found me.

I move 200 miles away from the last tribe that abused me. Took me for granted and forced (I said FORCED!) me to buy their friggin cookies and what happens…….

My wife gives me up. I’m in my home office, quietly working and what do my ears here?

*KNOCK *KNOCK

ME: Yeah

WIFE: You Busy.

ME: Kinda

WIFE: A girl is here to see you.

ME: What? Who? A girl?

WIFE: The girl.

ME: ?

WIFE: The cookie girl.

ME: Shit! I’m not here. Friggin cookie Nazi’s.

WIFE: Too late, I told her you would be down in a second. Oh and I don’t want any, I’m on a diet.

$31.50 later. I am such a loser.

P.S. What the F@*%? They don’t sell the lemon ones any more. They were the best when you put them in the freezer. Don’t you agree?

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  1. I don’t like Girl Scout cookies, but I get suckered in to a few boxes every year. My old sitter [before Lee stayed home] has a daughter who’s a Girl Scout. They never go to waste though. In fact the kids can down a whole box in one sitting.

    no imageChristine (Check me out!) | Jan 15, 2007 | Reply

  2. I’ve been caught twice.. so far.

    When these girls get old enough to babysit, they totally owe me.

    no imageSarah, Goon Squad Sarah (Check me out!) | Jan 16, 2007 | Reply

  3. It’s never good when your wife says “there’s a girl here to see you.”

    Sheafe | Jan 16, 2007 | Reply

  4. Nuh-uh. The MINT ones.

    no imageHer Bad Mother (Check me out!) | Jan 16, 2007 | Reply

  5. At least you and your wife communicatated about the cookies. One year my husband and I got hit up and ended up spending 60 bucks on cookies because we never asked “Hey, did you buy cookies from that kid this year?” Like SHE was gonna help with our communication issue? Um no.

    no imageDevra (Check me out!) | Jan 17, 2007 | Reply

  6. The lemon sandwich cookies WERE the best. They don’t make them anymore. You have girl scouts. I have Mom who buys them from the girl scouts for me. I don’t get to get away from them - ever. So much for my diet. At least I’m not out $31.50! ;oP

    no imageCindy (Check me out!) | Jan 22, 2007 | Reply

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