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dad2twins on Oct 17, 2006 in Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins | 6 Comments
My kids are already opinionated and Kiera is already a fashionista, so this is probably the last year that we can dictate force upon our girls the halloween costumes they will wear. From the day we knew we were having twins we always said that we would Never dress them exactly the same. Our girls [...]
By dad2twins on Oct 16, 2006 in Farty Pants Twins | 1 Comment
Our girls just love the bottom drawer in the kitchen. Why? I have no idea. They only like this drawer and no others. We have a house full of drawers. They empty this one out and climb right in.
If you recall, I posted a photo from my cell phone a few weeks back that had [...]
By dad2twins on Oct 13, 2006 in Random thoughts... | 3 Comments
Today is Friday the 13th. Did you know that Friday the 13th is bad for your health. Really. They did a study on this in Britain in 1993 and they came to the conclusion that Friday the 13th is bad for your health. I always wondered why Friday the 13th was bad, but Thursday the [...]
By dad2twins on Oct 11, 2006 in Random thoughts..., Warnings | 1 Comment
My wife has been on a crazed muffin making binge lately. I come home at lunch and she has the whole kitchen deconstructed. Flour, bowls, muffins and utensils everywhere. Did you see the Grey’s Anatomy episode a week or so ago when Issy (Spelling?) made a million muffins? That is our house right now.
Lest you [...]
By dad2twins on Oct 10, 2006 in All is right with the world, Warnings | 0 Comments
The stars are aligned and peace will be bestowed upon our planet. Paris and Nicole are back to being Best Friends Forever. The two waste of spaces are back to being buddies. They were last seen driving off together in Paris Hilton’s Range Rover for a sleepover.
We can all rest now and put aside our [...]
By dad2twins on Oct 9, 2006 in Random thoughts..., What was I thinking? | 0 Comments
At the risk of offending my Italian-American friends, Why Columbus Day? Why did FDR decide that the 2nd Monday of every October would be set aside to celebrate Columbus Day. How about Leif Erickson Day? You know he landed in North America about 500 years before Columbus. Maybe the Norwegians didn’t have as big a [...]
By dad2twins on Oct 9, 2006 in What was I thinking? | 1 Comment
Guess what I have? Go ahead guess? Wrong. I have a ticket to see the Pogues tonight in San Francisco. My wife can’t make it and my friend and his wife are joining me to see the Pogues. The second greatest Irish band ever! Yes U2 is the first.
So if you want to go [...]
By dad2twins on Oct 5, 2006 in Random thoughts..., What was I thinking? | 3 Comments
There once was a Queen of Spain,
who lived in a land on the left coast,
She often wrote words of wisdom,
and posted them in the Huffington Post
There also lived a King George,
who had a Prince of war,
He ordered his Prince to find the Queen,
and stop her from writing no more.
The Prince sent his Knights to find [...]
By dad2twins on Oct 4, 2006 in People I would like to meet | 2 Comments
The guy who rides his motorcylce by my house every morning at 4:30 AM
Why I would like to meet him: So I can beat the living hell politlely ask him to take another route to work in the morning.
Probability that I will meet him: 0% - there is no fucking way I’m getting out of [...]
By dad2twins on Oct 3, 2006 in Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, What was I thinking? | 1 Comment
Here is a picture of the girls at the aforementioned De young Museum in San Francisco last weekend. As soon as we got out of that hell hole, the girls were let loose and they got all dirty and ran around like the hippy chicks they look like. We received several compliments from the teenage [...]