Well it appears the TOMKAT have set a wedding date. Our favorite downward spiralling celebrity and his Stepford Wife Fiance are set to marry in Italy on November 18th.

I am anxiously awaiting my wedding invitation. I know it’s on its way and I will try to squeeze in the trip to Italy between searching for a new place to live and my participation in the raising the farty pants twins. Come to think of it, I will just bring the whole family to the wedding. I’ll let the kids run-amuck during their ceremony. Besides, they love italian food.

Now I just have to figure out what gift I want to buy the couple that has everything. Oh, I know… How about a new reputation and career. I think they both could use that.

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