Fall showed up at my door uninvited. How am I going to explain this to my wife.
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dad2twins on Sep 23, 2006 in Did I ask for your advice?, What was I thinking?
Today is the first day of Fall. I was not consulted on this and I am a consultant by profession. I would like to know where the complaint department for Mother Nature is. Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE Fall. I would have an affair with Fall. It’s just that I am not ready for her yet. I am still having an affair with Summer and I don’t want to let her go yet. She makes me warm and I love her sunny disposition. Fall is the kind of girl who has a cool side to her, as well as, a bright smile. Fall is much better than that bitch Winter. She just freaks me out. We never really get along except for her gift of Christmas. Oh and I’m too old to date Spring. She is still just a girl. Anyway, I would like to talk to Mother Nature about Fall showing up on my door uninvited. My Wife just got used to me hanging out with Summer and now this. Oh well, at least she brings Halloween and Thanksgiving with her.
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Ok, this totally cracked me up. Personally Fall is my favorite. Here in Iowa it is often 400 degrees in the summer [ok, maybe a teeny tiny exaggeration] and the humidity starts fist fights with my bronchials making me heave in asthma attacks. But fall? Fall brings temps in the 60s and 70s. I can once again venture outside and open my windows. Plus the leaves are pretty.
But I agree, that winter is a bitch.