This won’t hurt a bit.
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dad2twins on Aug 7, 2006 in Warnings, What was I thinking?
Post warning: This will hurt a lot!
I was just at a playhouse warming party. That’s right, a playhouse warming party. (Another story for another day)
Anywho, I was chatting with a buddy of mine and he mentioned that he just had his yearly physical and they did a prostate exam on him and he mentioned how painful it was. Within seconds of him telling me this, I grew red in the face, feeling dizzy and a little light headed I had to sit down. Oh how I remember my first prostate exam.
Let’s examine the facts first.
Fact #1: Yes, the finger goes there. (What this does not show is that when the Doctor rubs along the prostate, a white hot searing feeling shoots down through your penis as if someone had just poured molton lava into your urethra. Oh and did I mention the feeling of violation. Is this what prison feels like?
Fact #2: “This won’t hurt a bit”. What the fuck? You tell me this now. Weren’t you supposed to tell me this before you stuck your finger in my ass and brought me to my knees? Hey Doc! You need to work on your timing.
Fact #3: You will walk again. After about 5 seconds of the worst pain you will ever feel in your life, your knees will straighten, you will pull up your pants and with what dignity you can find, you will walk out of the doctors office feeling like you just survived torture. As you leave the doctor says; ” Hey we will see you back here in a year to check that bugger again” Yea right, fuck off!
Note: I have come to find out that a small portion of male patients don’t feel the searing pain when they are examined. You lucky bastards.
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They actually say “This won’t hurt a bit”??? They apparently never practice on each other.