I’m not beyond embarassing myself.
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dad2twins on Aug 7, 2006 in Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, What was I thinking?
Here is a picture from the aforementioned Playhouse warming party I attended. My wife was off getting drinks for the farty pants twins and I was hanging out with my friends Robert and Mary. Robert is doing a stand up job holding my coke can. The farty pants twins are practicing blowing their maracas. (I think you’re supposed to shake those girls?) and me, well I’m just standing around with my big ol’ belly hanging out of my shirt. Jeez, nice friends, they didn’t even tell me.
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See, the whole problem with holding TWO of them is that you don’t have the extra hand to pull down (or up in terribly embarrassing situations) your shirt.
This happens to me ALL THE TIME.
(sigh)
Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah | Aug 8, 2006 | Reply
You aren’t supposed to be encouraging your girls to shake their maracas. Oh you mean the instruments. My mistake.
Christine | Aug 10, 2006 | Reply