Dad2twins

Sarah, over at the goon squad, often publishes her search queries. I started wondering what search queries drive people to my little blog. I have signed up with statcounter and google analytics and they do a pretty good job of tracking this stuff. Well, in my last post, prior to this post, I used the [...]

Fucking Rumsfeld! Ground rules for readers of the following political rant: I am socially liberal and fiscally conservative, but not a democrat or republican. Once a democrat and once a republican. I hate this war in Iraq, more than you can know. I support our troops, but was never a soldier. I really hate Rumsfeld [...]

After spending the last two weeks forced out of our house so that it could be shown on tours and open houses, we are happy to be back from our forced vacation. Well actually, I’m happy to be back. My wife and the kids would prefer to still be at the beach. So in a [...]

We are moving. Not the blog but the people behind the blog. We have put our house up for sale and are moving to …. Well actually we don’t know where yet. Just a general idea of the geographic region. The greater Sacramento area. Hopefully more in the Roseville, Rocklin, Auburn area. But who knows. [...]

Kiera is still alive. How, I’m not sure but it must have hurt. But she didn’t even complain, that much. Okay maybe a little crying but no worse for the wear.  Me on the other hand should be bitch slapped. My crime? I left the crib fence down and turned my back. Who knew that [...]

Here is a picture from the aforementioned Playhouse warming party I attended. My wife was off getting drinks for the farty pants twins and I was hanging out with my friends Robert and Mary. Robert is doing a stand up job holding my coke can. The farty pants twins are practicing blowing their maracas. (I [...]

Post warning: This will hurt a lot! I was just at a playhouse warming party. That’s right, a playhouse warming party. (Another story for another day) Anywho, I was chatting with a buddy of mine and he mentioned that he just had his yearly physical and they did a prostate exam on him and he [...]

As a resident of San Jose I found myself torn between to worlds last weekend. I love to write this blog and I love racing. Last weekend we had the Grand Prix race of San Jose and BlogHer. For those of you who follows racing (as I do) I was a bit disappointed in the [...]

My cat Satan (Not her real name) woke me this morning around 3:30 a.m. And of course, I do not fall back to sleep easily so I found myself with plenty of time to sit and think and wonder. Here are the results of what went through my head this morning; Why are Saints Saints? [...]