When my wife and I were planning our wedding we thought about using Martha Stewart’s online store for some decorations. We ordered the decorations and then were told that they would arrive some 5 weeks after we were married. Of course, this wouldn’t do so we cancelled the order and went another route and got the decorations we wanted for about half the price of Martha’s store.

Now Martha Stewart won’t leave me alone. I get emails from Martha Stewart Living, catalogs from Martha Stewart Living or some such nonsense and coupons, letters, offers, etc. etc. etc. I have asked to be taken off the list but she won’t stop stalking me. Even when she went to the big house for a short stay and vacation I would get stuff from Martha.

Does anyone know how to make her stop? I’ve tried everything. Filled out all the forms, emailed the emailers and still it shows up in my mail box.

Maybe a restraining order is next.

[tags] Martha Stewart, Martha Stewart Living, Prison, Big House, Stalking [/tags]