Farty Pants Pt2
By
dad2twins on Apr 3, 2006 in Did I ask for your advice?, What was I thinking?
Oh I am so doing this. I am now obsessing about doing a children’s book. I just found out some lady did a book about baby poo. It was a best seller. Shit (no pun intended) if someone can write about poo, I can write about farts.
I have been thinking out my characters and here is what I have so far. (If anyone steals this, I will hunt them down)
So the characters are Farty Pants and a still to be named character Sister that cries. Farty pants super hero power is to put people to sleep with the farts and the crier can stop time with her wails. They will travel in a balloon that changes color every time they grab it and they have a super intelligent dog that is back at home base who makes sure they don’t get caught by their parents. All capers happen when they are supposed to be sleeping and their super hero costumes are sleeper jumpers.
That’s what I have so far. I will post more as I develop it. Look for it in stores in the near future. All my blog readers will get free copies. All 10 of you that is.
Anyone who reads my blog will know that I will need an Editor. I am also looking for Agents and Publishers. If you know any, let me know.
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Sweet.
I have no connections, but I’m not too proud to take a free book about farts.
mmmh. why not?
sorry, don’t have any connections though.
i’ve always wandered how some people get children’s books pushed through. would help if your name is Bill Clinton, etc.