Tom Cruise should have to push a watermelon out his ass.

By dad2twins on Mar 29, 2006 in Did I ask for your advice?, What was I thinking?

Now I have heard it all. It appears Tom Cruise has given is girlfriend Katie Holmes an iPod. But here is the good part. It is not because he is a big fan of music. Which he may be, but because he wants Katie to shut the hell up when giving birth to their forthcoming child. I guess that those wacky Scientologists believe it is bad for a newborn baby to hear it’s mother scream during child birth. No kidding. I know, it’s crazy what some people will come up with.