Archive for March, 2006

A Baby Super Hero – Now that’s a concept »

I was laying in bed this morning playing with the girls. They have been extremely gassy lately. I’d like to think they got that from their Mom but I highly doubt it. Anyway, I was trying to figure out if there had ever been a super hero that was a baby? I think there was [...]

Tom Cruise should have to push a watermelon out his ass. »

Now I have heard it all. It appears Tom Cruise has given is girlfriend Katie Holmes an iPod. But here is the good part. It is not because he is a big fan of music. Which he may be, but because he wants Katie to shut the hell up when giving birth to their forthcoming [...]

March 28, 2006 – First steps taken »

Oh boy, were in trouble. Both Kiera and Reese took their first steps yesterday. I had come home from work and was hanging with the girls in the play room. Julia came in and sat down by us and Kiera just started to walk towards her. It was three steps and then the face plant. [...]

11 months old and counting »

Wow, we made it to 11 months and we have not killed the kids or each other (YET!). We are in full scale planning mode for the big 1 year celebration which started out as a small family birthday party and has blossomed into a major media event. At last count my wife had 50 [...]

I thought it was the Envioronmental PROTECTION Agency. Who are they protecting? »

N.Y., Calif. Air Is Dirtiest, EPA Says This is actually a good day around here. You can see the mountains. Rate this: 2.9 Tags: dad2twins, dad2twins.com, twins Related posts You must be kidding me…. (2) You know you want to hang with me. (1) Yes, I know I’m rubbing it in, but….. (5)

Out of the woods … oh wait a new situation. »

Well we are out of the woods on the earache situation. Kiera slept through the night (almost.) and just as importantly, we got a decent nights sleep. As a celebration Julia took the kids to the park today. (Yes it is a nice warm day out here in California) She smeared sunscreen all over the [...]

More fun not sleeping. »

Going on Day 3 of earache HELL. Thank god only one of the kids has this. Let’s have fun with chemistry. meet Zithromax. Our new friend. Rate this: 2.9 Tags: dad2twins, dad2twins.com, Raising Twins, twins Related posts Would you want this guy fathering your twins? (2) We now have gardeners too. (0) We got creative [...]

Oh, that was fun! »

My Wife and I spent the better part of last night awake. She was probably awake more than I. I tried to get some sleep for a Client meeting this morning. Kiera has a temperature that comes and goes. She has been working on this since Sunday morning. We thought it might be teething. Now [...]

Donald Trump gives parenting advice? Really? »

I guess I can stop blogging now. The Donald is giving parenting advice on Yahoo Answers. Does anybody actually believe he spends any REAL time raising any of his kids. Okay, maybe in the beginning when he was worth only a few million dollars. (Actually, was he ever only worth a few million dollars?) I [...]

Random musings for St. Patrick’s Day. »

I’m not wearing green today and I don’t care. I spent time trying to figure out the origin of “Green with Envy” and then lost interest before I found the answer. I have been to Ireland and kissed the Blarney Stone. Now that I think about it I think it is very unsanitary. I really [...]

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