Okay Dads. (and Moms, Grandparents and care providers) we are starting to crawl. It’s time to baby proof the house. We went to the Doctor and got some more shots, a check up and a lecture. Baby proof, Baby proof, Baby proof. We can’t stop the development of the kids and they are now starting to become mobile on their own. Oh no!

This is were having twins becomes a full time nightmare. Imagine kids running off in two different directions and your Wife is not around to help gather them up and away from …. the Cats, the big Screen T.V., the cleaning fluids, the (fill in your own here).

Baby proof, Baby proof, Baby proof! We are heading to the hardware store tonight. Picking up all the plug outlet plug stoppers, the door latchers, the doodle mashers, the quigly quashers. (Sorry I just had a Dr. Seuss Moment there.) Anyway, get your house in order people. The kids are growing and we can’t stop it.

Hey, get away from the remote, I’m watching golf!

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