The Toddler Laws of Property

My wife bought this shirt that has the following Toddler Laws of Property on it. I thought it was worth sharing because it is so funny I almost needed a diaper change myself.

Toddler Laws of Property:

  1. If I like it, it’s mine.
  2. If it is in my hand, it’s mine.
  3. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
  4. If it looks just like mine, it’s mine.
  5. If I think it’s mine, It’s mine.

Does anybody else have any we can add to this. If so, share them with the rest of us under comments.

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  1. 6. If it’s yours, it’s mine.
    7. If I see it, it’s mine.
    8. If I wouldn’t let it go in the store, played with it obsessively for two days, have left it, forgotten, in my toybox for the past six months, and you want to give it away, it’s mine.

    no imageJared (Check me out!) | Jan 27, 2006 | Reply

  2. Jared, Those are nice additions to the laws. Thanks.

    no imageLance Hulsey (Check me out!) | Jan 28, 2006 | Reply

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