By dad2twins on Aug 9, 2010 in All is not right with the world, All is right with the world, Buddies, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 1 Comment
Next week the Farty Pants Twins start Kindergarten. Yeah, I know, I can’t believe it either. We are still feeding them and they are still growing. Who knew we could keep them alive long enough for them to get to Kindergarten.
Next stop…..College. I guess I better start saving some money now. Oh wait, they have dual citizenship in Germany. College is free there. Pack your bags girls, your going to college in Germany.
That is, of course, assuming we make it through kindergarten.
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By dad2twins on Jul 21, 2010 in All is right with the world, Buddies, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Random thoughts... | 0 Comments
I know, fall off your chair. I am posting a new post to my blog. Really. Facebook is just killing this blog slowly, but I loved these pictures so much I had to post them. Last night at Macaroni Grill one of my daughters and I were goofing around drawing on the paper table cloth at the restaurant. Yeah, I know, it’s cool that they let you draw on the table cloth. So anyway, here is my version and my daughter’s version of my version.
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By dad2twins on Dec 16, 2009 in All is not right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Warnings | 0 Comments
Last night was a BAD night. At 2AM my daughter woke me up because she was visited by a monster. She cannot describe the monster because she was to traumatized by the visit to describe the drive by. Needless to say, the visit didn’t just effect her, but dragged me into the dream as well.
So with that being said, we have new visiting hours at our house for monsters, ghouls, creepy crawly things, and the like. There will be no visits between the hours of 6PM and 7AM. None!
Also, if you would like to visit my girls, you will need to be pre-screened ahead of time by me. In other words, if you don’t look like this, you are out of luck.
Thanks.
A tired Dad2twins.
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By dad2twins on Dec 1, 2009 in All is not right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Person of the week, What was I thinking? | 2 Comments
I am just a bad blogger these days. While I am consumed with good intentions, I can’t seem to leave my dirty mistress facebook long enough to post over here. On top of that, my band Enesen’s fan page is consuming my time and then there is the kids and family, etc.
What is a Dad2twins to do?
I know, go visit Christine over at thebeanblog.com. She just finished thirty posts in thirty days. At least there is something to read over there.
I’m ashamed.
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By dad2twins on Nov 6, 2009 in All is right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Warnings, What was I thinking? | 1 Comment
The Tooth Fairy
This is what happens when you let your girls choose your Halloween costume. They wanted me to be the tooth fairy.
This is my version. (Note the bottle of whiskey to get me through the night of humiliation.)
Oh well, there is always next year…..
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By dad2twins on Oct 9, 2009 in All is not right with the world, Buddies, Did I ask for your advice?, Featured, People I would like to meet, Random thoughts..., Warnings, What was I thinking? | 3 Comments
I don’t deserve you. I’ve taken advantage of your readership. You toil away each day reading your favorite blogs. I once might have been one of them. So if you are still out there let me know so I can personally apologize to you for abandoning you to facebook. I am still here though and I have felt the need to be creative again, so watch out.
To all of the strip club searchers who find there way to my blog because I once wrote about my buddy and his bachelor party in Reno. Thanks. You keep making me money on Google ads. Thanks for supporting a Dad of twin girls.
Now DELURK!
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By dad2twins on Sep 15, 2009 in All is not right with the world, All is right with the world, Did I ask for your advice?, Featured, Random thoughts... | 0 Comments
I’m still here and I am not going away. I promise I will post more soon. There sure is plenty to talk about.
I mean, wassup with Kanye people? Must have been the Hennessy. Or his ego?
Poor little Taylor Swift. She finally got her apology.
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By dad2twins on Jun 2, 2009 in All is right with the world, Buddies, Farty Pants Twins, Featured, Huh? You must be kidding?, Random thoughts... | 1 Comment
My daughter, Kiera, has decided to sing us a song from her bed every morning before she gets up. Reese, gets up, goes to the bathroom and get’s into our bed for a snuggle. Shortly after Reese arrives the singing starts in Kiera’s bedroom. She sings and sings and sings.
It’s really quite funny and sweet all at the same time. Reese thinks it’s silly.
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